Coffee Filter

Used to keep coffee crystals from falling into the coffee pot as it is being brewed.

After one grinds up coffee beans, he may place them in a coffee filter and place it in the coffee machine then fill it with water and turn it on and wait for it to brew. Alternatively, he could pour the methamphetamine mixture and let the filter catch the crystals, scrape them out and sell them, then add the coffee to the filter and have the kickest ass fucking pot of coffee ever brewed.

by Mr. F November 28, 2004

Shit Filtered Fart

A punjent fart which is filtered through shit in the anus before being expelled.

Usually eggy but can sometimes smell like Salami.

Aww man, I keep doing shit filtered farts, I better go and take a shite.

by Scott Andrew Daly January 24, 2009

Roblox Chat Filter

Roblox Chat filter is basically a god damn thing that doesn't make roblox work. It keeps having error even if Roblox has about 1,000,000,000$

Wickedkeveen029: Hello,
Hotjinkies80:________________________________
Wickedkeveen029: What?
YouOinkiOink2929:_________
Wickedkeveen029: God damn Roblox Chat Filter
{System}: The chat filter is currently experiencing issues and messages may be slow to appear.

by XxHotChickBabe69xX March 21, 2020

Go put a filter on it

used to tell someone they look horrible/ugly in a more kind way

Friend: how does this dress look on me?
Me: uhhh....go put a filter on it.

by $NEEZE July 1, 2018

filter bubble nationalism

Nationalism which excludes everyone who doesn't share your interests on the Internet. Cultural inflection that is the genesis point alt-right

Filter bubble nationalism has the world ready for Trump v. Kim Jong Un.

by sandraxine September 29, 2017

Flat-Earth Filter

The double-secret, government-mandated modification applied to all video/photographic equipment installed on vehicles capable of reaching an altitude above 40,000 feet, the upper limit of commercial aircraft; this, in an attempt to sustain the global 'spheroid earth conspiracy'.

Ok. If anyone actually contends that the earth is flat based on their fucked up religious doctrines, the opinions of some crack-pot pseudo-science bullshit or weak-ass arguments of incompetent YouTube fanatics...they're just wrong. Do some spherical geometry; construct a 'triangle' on a spherical surface and measure the sum of the angles. Greater than 180? Wonder what that means...stick the flat-earth filter up yer ass.

by YAWA February 19, 2018

Roblox Chat Filter

##'# a ###### system #### doesn't ####. No ###### how #### times ### player #### complains ## Roblox, #### refuse ## fix ##. It ####### numbers, ######, and #####.

##### 1: ### I #### Roblox's chat filter it's so ###.
##### 2: ####, speak English. # can't understand ### you're saying.
##### 1: What?
##### 2: I said to speak English
##### 1: Oh. I #### the Roblox chat filter.

by Penuine October 14, 2020