Excuse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a justification.

"Don't give me that Excuse Willis, I'm NOBODY'S FOOL."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

excuse me um i love you

famous ariana grande lyric from her song r.e.m (and now her beauty brand) and also the title of ariana's netflix documentary. it is now also a very common sentence in ariana's fandom : the arianators/the tiny elephants/the ariana army/the loves
it's often used to give appreciation to a person that stans ariana grande butera gomez but it can also be said as a joke on the internet (the ariana stans on twitter and instagram use this expression very often).

you can type :
excuse me um i love you
excuse me i love you
excuse me um ily
excuse me ily
excuse me ilu
excuse me i love u
excuse me um i love u

sorry for my bad english

example number 1
*ariana grande posting a picture on instagram or twitter*
- comment section -
moonlightbae10myron : EXCUSE ME UM

- response - ari7ringslove : I LOVE YOU

omgiloveari : EXCUSE ME UMMMM OMG ARIANA ILYSM

gngbiggestfan : excuse me ? i love you.

example number 2
*arianastanlol1 tweets*

"omg get well soon is ariana's best song"
- response - EXCUSE ME UM I LOVE YOU & YOUR MUSIC TASTE SO MUCH

by coucoumoic'estroro October 13, 2021

La Escuela De shigby

La Escuela De Shigby is a school full of people of Shigbys.
A school that people go to, to learn the ways of the shigby by Master Shigby

Wow thats a huge La Escuela De shigby. I wish my son went there since hes a faliure

by SkySpace April 29, 2022

fall back excuse

an excuse you can always use for any situation where you don't want to do something. it's solid even when it's not true and no one can call you out on it

She went on a trip last weekend without her kids but now she's saying she can't go out because her kids are her top priority.

She said "my kids take precedence over everything. period. sorry not sorry" So lame because she gets her kids watched when she goes out on girls nights or takes those weekend trips. No excuses for those plans

Yea bru it's just like when I don't want to meet up with someone and I say i have to work...those fall back excuses are solid.

by eazygee January 22, 2017

S-excuse me

when you tell a sexy women to move out ure way and in doing so impress her at the same time with this fabulous word.(that i made up)

In a club
(you)s-excuse miss,
(lady)would you like a dance

by wHiSkY ($eAn!) August 7, 2004

Excuse me

Did you call me crazy and insane

Fuck you mother fucker

You should know that i am more powerful than your fucking being together with supermans.

Bloody fucker. Excuse me with your fucking revolting luring offenses. Screw your blotchy white skin. Having a few skin and balding issues beau. Making up shit about perfectly happy and healthy people. You are a cunt and a half.

by 1mILLIONk November 24, 2017

excuses are like asses

A shortened version of the saying "excuses are like asses - everybody has one."

"I told him excuses are like asses, and that he better have the job done by tomorrow."

by DMC May 24, 2004