Vaccine Envy

Being resentful because some has had their COVID-19 vaccinations and you have not

I was going to take my at vaccinated grandpa to the store but he can take himself. I have Vaccine envy. He is better protected than me.

by Breaking dancing on cardboard March 5, 2021

[Pen] [envy]

Refers to the covetous reaction of an individual when he or she realizes that their current writing implement is inferior to that of a classmate or coworker.

If unrepressed this realization can result in scheming behaviour such as "pen pinching".

Man, I had serious pen envy yesterday when I spotted Stan's stylin new rollerball.

by JoeJazz February 20, 2009

Gender Envy

when a trans person is jealous of how someone else expresses their gender, this term can not be used by cis people and only trans people experience gender envy

(Luka, FTM): wow @fylertunke on tiktok gives me so much gender envy, i wish i could look like him

by spongebobpastashapes June 15, 2021

Bike Envy

When a bike owner claims to have love and affinity towards their bike but secretly envies and lusts after another friend's newly purchased bike!

Car: I love my road bike!!
Kirk: CAR, I just bought a 2010 Giant TCR road bike, check it out!
CAR: oh! WONDERFUL! AWESOME! GREAT! *starting to feel bike envy*

by Car Sun- March 2, 2010

mopar envy

Envious of a man with a mopar, owning a chevy or ford, and being jealous cuz of the realization that there vehicle is a pos

the guys in the chevy had mopar envy when we drove by in our big blue dodge and they were stuck in the mud.

by kirstenchase December 4, 2009

Sheenis envy

When you are envious of the magnificent quotes that Charlie Sheen come up with.

"Nice Guys Finish last, great guys finish on her face" I wish I thought of that, I have Sheenis envy.

by thedoctor13 April 5, 2011

Zenith envy

The insecurity a guy feels about having a small television. Metaphor: the TV itself is seen by others as proportionate to the size of his member. (Think penis envy)

This 12-inch tube is not big enough for a Super Bowl party. My neighbor's got a 46-inch flatscreen. Bastard. Yeah, whatever, so I've got Zenith envy.

by ECML January 30, 2008