"If I sleep with a banana, it is empowering, if I sleep with you it is empowering, if I sleep with a woman it is empowering, if I dump you it is empowering, if I am mean to you it is empowering...oh, and if I am nice to you and stay with you it is not empowering."
by jethro April 5, 2005
Get the entitlement mug.A person who is so vapid and devoid of a soul or emotion, they may as well be a zombie. They often work menial jobs and their speech ranges from inaudible squeaks and sputters to simple replies using the least amount of words possible.
Person A: "Clyde has been earning meager pay at the same job for five years already, is 24 and lives with his parents, he hardly talks, and prefers to spend his weekends drinking alone at some shitty dive. What gives?"
Person B: "He's a non entity, and he will suck the life out of you."
Person B: "He's a non entity, and he will suck the life out of you."
by Scalliwag December 9, 2008
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occupational title referring to (licensed *LPIN) sexually oriented business professionals that derive monies and/or compensation in exchange for erotic services, sexually arousing, enticing, exciting and/or stimulating another
Gentleman approached me in a bar, offered me a drink and introduced himself. He stated his name and that he was an attorney then inquired as to my profession. I chuckled aloud and informed him that we had a lot in common, that I was a Nocturnal Enticement Specialist and it appeared that we both screwed people for money.
by Maddison Knox December 9, 2008
Get the Nocturnal Enticement Specialist mug.Used to refer to a member of the opposite sex with whom you are sexually involved with, but you don't want the general population to know about him/her because you aren't exclusive with this individual. Also commonly referred to as a V.I.E. Typically used when the certain individual is too stupid to realize they are just being used for sex.
John: "Why didn't you bring Lauren to the office Christmas party?"
Ben: "Because she is the my V.I.E. Shhhh...before someone hears you! I am trying get with the new girl tonight."
John: "Your what?"
Ben: "Variable interest entity; we have sex occasionally but we aren't exclusive. Nor is she marriage material."
Ben: "Because she is the my V.I.E. Shhhh...before someone hears you! I am trying get with the new girl tonight."
John: "Your what?"
Ben: "Variable interest entity; we have sex occasionally but we aren't exclusive. Nor is she marriage material."
by nosemaj October 26, 2008
Get the Variable Interest Entity mug.Those moments / times when someone and you have the "connections" "awareness" simultaneously, although separated by great distance. Like string theory, it is "felt" but not necessarily visible.
Alan and Sharon experienced quantum entanglement when both phoned each other at the exact same time, hearing no ringing, but voices connected and both began speaking with each other about the Kleinbottles they had discussed several weeks ago.
by Empresseffie January 28, 2013
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Entitled Kid: I WANT IT!
Me: No
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Me:Ok
by Fake Repster July 31, 2019
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A situationship occurring whilst one or more parties are in another established relationship, the latter having room to see other people.
A situationship occurring whilst one or more parties are in another established relationship, the latter having room to see other people.
I was unhappy in my relationship with Joel, and at that time, I found myself in an entanglement with his brother
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