Wedding Envy

When a chick tells a guy she loves him, but the truth is her best friend(s) are getting married and she feels left out.

John: "But you said you loved me."
Suzy: "It was just a period of wedding envy, now go away."

by mr. magoo knows things November 24, 2009

[Pen] [envy]

Refers to the covetous reaction of an individual when he or she realizes that their current writing implement is inferior to that of a classmate or coworker.

If unrepressed this realization can result in scheming behaviour such as "pen pinching".

Man, I had serious pen envy yesterday when I spotted Stan's stylin new rollerball.

by JoeJazz February 20, 2009

Gender Envy

when a trans person is jealous of how someone else expresses their gender, this term can not be used by cis people and only trans people experience gender envy

(Luka, FTM): wow @fylertunke on tiktok gives me so much gender envy, i wish i could look like him

by spongebobpastashapes June 15, 2021

poo envy

Poo envy can happen when you are traveling with someone and the change in environment backs you both up to the point of sharing a prolonged stage of bloated discomfort.

Once one of you poos, the other will experience major POO ENVY.

Poo envy can also develop when you have been dissatisfied with your poos and then one friend gloats that they just had otherworldly poogasm and now finds herself in a state of poohoria.

I would have enjoyed our walk through Paris a lot more had I not been consumed with poo envy after you beat me to it.

by AG5000 August 19, 2014

Zenith envy

The insecurity a guy feels about having a small television. Metaphor: the TV itself is seen by others as proportionate to the size of his member. (Think penis envy)

This 12-inch tube is not big enough for a Super Bowl party. My neighbor's got a 46-inch flatscreen. Bastard. Yeah, whatever, so I've got Zenith envy.

by ECML January 30, 2008

man envy

when a man sees another man building/constructing something and becomes curious and jealous at the same time.

When a whole bunch of guys are standing around looking at and talking about what one of them is building. They guys all have man envy toward the one doing the constructing.

When you see a truck drive by with alot of lumber in the back, and wonder "what are they building"

by Mike Pacini July 7, 2008

instagram envy

When you are jealous of someone's instagram page or their theme.

Lucy: I am suffering from instagram envy of Sophie's page
Hannah: I know right she is "goals"

by thejokerstere December 27, 2015