Eaton Rapids

Possibly the coolest place to go if you're a flying dog and in need of a refueling.

Dog 1: Dude, I need to take a pit stop.
Dog 2: There's an Eaton Rapids about five miles west. Watch out for snakes.

by DaMonica Lankinskie April 12, 2009

Elton John Specials

This term refers to something that looks extremely queer. It can also be applied to something that exudes a sense of douchebaggery.

Fat kid: "Hey old man, don't you think my Ed Hardy pants are tight!!!"

Old man: "What are you talking about?"

Fat kid: "My jeans! Aren't they nice! I bought you a pair, so you can be a fresh jivin' douche-faggot like me."

Old man: "Oh... you mean those Elton John Specials. Not for me, thanks!"

by crowbardog April 25, 2010

Extonia

1) A state-of-mind where a (wo)man is under the immense denial that (s)he is fine and feels no sense of heart-break after a much-long tenure leading to marriage

2) A utopia where all exes are gone to finally enjoy what life is like when their single

I wish there was an actual place where I can enjoy life as a single guy. I'd call that place: "Extonia". I can imagine it now.

by opeN303 September 3, 2013

Elton John Marriage

Noun: A heterosexual marriage in which a gay man is attempting to mask his true sexuality.

"I didn't think Todd was gay, he has a wife and kids!"
"Nah, that was just an Elton John Marriage, he's a flaming queer."

by KewlKid5 September 14, 2014

emonshay

beautiful kind trustworthy young lady . doesn’t tolerate any shit from no body . shes cool and easy to get along with until you piss her off . she loves her family and will kill about them

“Emonshay is pretty , but i made her mad now shes trying to kill me “

by tetekkee May 17, 2018

emtana

me. its my name.

i am emtana

by 🦧 May 17, 2020

eston

a suicidal fag who hates life and failed a commiting suicide at least 5 times

Look at that fag, he must be Eston

by the last username December 9, 2021