Extonia 

1) A state-of-mind where a (wo)man is under the immense denial that (s)he is fine and feels no sense of heart-break after a much-long tenure leading to marriage

2) A utopia where all exes are gone to finally enjoy what life is like when their single

I wish there was an actual place where I can enjoy life as a single guy. I'd call that place: "Extonia". I can imagine it now.

Extonia by opeN303 September 3, 2013

Estonian phenomenon 

Estonia is a small country in northern Europe that feels and would like to be nordic, but actually belongs to the baltic countries south of the baltic sea. Due to its size and since just about 1.4 million people live there (for reference: New York has 8.4 million inhabitants) , somthing that has been dubbed the "estonian phenomenon" can be witnessed here. The term describes that everyone practically knows everyone or at least someone who knows them. This makes gossip equally more interesting and more dangerous, since the person you are gossiping about will almost certainly hear about it. Sometimes Estonia feels like a big family gathering of a country where even someone who seems to be a random stranger has most likely some kind of relation to you.

"Oh hey, I know the girl who just delivered our food... that was an awkward interaction"
"How do you know her?"

"Its just a case of estonian phenomenon, my classmate used to work at her families store and she used to play soccer with my second cousin. Did you know that she broke up with her Boyfriend?"

Estonian phenomenon by Lilleke5 July 24, 2021

Estonian Haircut 

An adult circumcision.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, are you circumcised?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah! I got an Estonian haircut last night!"

Estonian Haircut by Gordon Q. Sillyputty August 16, 2021

Estonia 

OK for starters i say that i am an estonian and i read both definitions, one by "eestlaneeeee jeee" and the other by "NobodySpeshul". One of them is clearly Russian and the other Estonian. They represent 2 different extremities. The truth is somewhere in between. I know Estonians are happy with their little country, i'm not a Russian so not sure about them. But i say let's not fight, and if we hate each other so much and can't be friends, then we should at least leave each other alone. Thanks.

Russian: "Estonians suck goddamn idiots Russia FTW!"
Estonian: "Stupid Russians hope they burn in hell, Estonia is the best!"
We should stop acting like kids. Both nations.

Estonia by 15 April 26, 2008

Estonia 

the head-ass best country that has ever existed on this doomed planet! 100% communism-free since 1991!

I went to Estonia because that's what cool guys do.

Estonia by Jwgmtts November 27, 2018

Eltonia 

Somebody who is extremly Gorgeous and sweet. She is the most popular girl in school. Everybody loves Eltonia. She's simply the best.

I hope Eltonia is at school , the day wouldn't be the same without her

Eltonia by .f.h.i.g December 24, 2016

Estonian 

A person from Estonia, a very beautiful country in northeast Europe.

Liivi was born in Estonia, therefore she is Estonian.

Estonian by Elva January 6, 2006