Employflee (noun) – A person who presents themselves as an eager job hunter but, once hired, avoids work at all costs.
I thought he was a serious job hunter, but turns out he’s just an employflee showed up for orientation and disappeared before lunch.
by Mind_surgeon March 15, 2025
Get the EMPLOYFLEE mug.The Employee Half-Life of a workplace is the amount of time it takes for half of a new batch of employees to quit.
An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.
An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.
When I first joined Acme Industries, there were five other new employees with me. After about six weeks, only three of us remained, including myself. So Acme Industries has an Employee Half-Life of about six weeks.
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The concept of having an extreme fear of jobs or the idea of employment, commonly used as a meme on the Internet by people who are unemployed and feel like they have no hope of getting a job
Bob: bro, we're 20, how do you still not have a job?
Jeff: sorry man, I have a severe case of employmophobia
Jeff: sorry man, I have a severe case of employmophobia
by urbanhiddenguy February 1, 2026
Get the Employmophobia mug.derogatory slang used to refer to someone with a job (aka someone that is employed).
Portmanteau of employed + humanoid. Reference to incel slang (such as femoid). Opposite of NEET.
Portmanteau of employed + humanoid. Reference to incel slang (such as femoid). Opposite of NEET.
by Honeypack Hennessy February 21, 2026
Get the emploid mug.Something that Megumin says every time she uses explosion magic.
- It used to be a part of the required incantation, but I think she eventually gets to the point where she doesn’t need an incantation to use explosion magic.
A required vocal stim of all Konosuba fans
- It used to be a part of the required incantation, but I think she eventually gets to the point where she doesn’t need an incantation to use explosion magic.
A required vocal stim of all Konosuba fans
Megumin: Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark,
I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson.
The time of awakening cometh.
Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary,
appear now as an intangible distortions!
I desire for my torrent of power a destructive force:
a destructive force without equal!
Return all creation to cinders,
and come frome the abyss!
EXPLOOOOOSION!!!!!
I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson.
The time of awakening cometh.
Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary,
appear now as an intangible distortions!
I desire for my torrent of power a destructive force:
a destructive force without equal!
Return all creation to cinders,
and come frome the abyss!
EXPLOOOOOSION!!!!!
by jaggedCrusader February 23, 2026
Get the EXPLOOOOOSION!!!!! mug.Derogatory term for "people" who have jobs, derivative of the Hebrew term 'goyim'. Suggests that the employed are of a lower-class to the unemployed. Also suggests that the employed are slaves to their work, with very little freetime and total reliance on their grueling, soul-sucking work. See also: wagecuck, wage slave.
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