Emergency Preparedness Meeting

Phrase typically used by teens as a euphemism/cover for going down the street to smoke a joint.

Teen: "Going out, Mom..."
Mom: "Where, and for what?"
Teen: "Emergency Preparedness Meeting with some friends..."
Mom: "Have fun, be back for dinner!"

by Sunshyne Lollipops February 5, 2010

Emergency Dance Party

Emergency Dance Party is used in situations which are awkward or unusual. Used to break the strange taboo, or to relieve stress.

Advise: Do not use as an ice breaker.

Matthew: Hey, Im Matty. (Yells 'EDP!', starts breakdancing).
Derek: (Tears of Joy).

by Sai' June 7, 2005

emergency contraceptive

A pill for when you mess up & have sex without a condom and the guy cums in your pussy. It's really an early abortion. It kills any sperm & therefore aborts an chances of becoming pregnant.

Dang, Lisa, I was so drunk and meesed up last night I had sex with Mitch. I need to go get an emergency contraceptive from the clinic.

by Alexa9321 June 5, 2008

Emergency throne call

When your sitting around and your stomach does an unexpected turn for the worse like you just ate 10 fiery burritos the night before.

This chick was giving me the best blowjob ever unfortunately I had to stop and make an emergency throne call. I Got finished wiping and got right back to it tho.

She's a dirty girl

by Krizbanger August 26, 2011

Emergency Eggs-it Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger topped with a fried egg

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Emergency Eggs-it Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

emergency room special

A trip to the hospital to get a small animal removed from your colon.If the animal is an ass-weasel getting the damage repaired after the weasel clawed and chewed its' way out.

Franks' emergency room special required 3 hours of surgery,to repair weasel damage. I wonder how you explain an emergency room special to your health insurer? I thought emergency room specials were bullshit until I saw one taken out of the gay bar.

by benthere March 9, 2008

Pinewood Emergency Team

Some ROBLOX group who apparently likes putting out fires and healing PBST. Not much else to know about them.

Sidenote: If you see a PET and a reactor core is above 3000 degrees, R̵̢͉̗̭̦̯͖͖̗͚̊͑̈̈̋̋̈́̊͂͆̕͜͝ͅ ̵̨̭̻̦͕̰̙̱̻͕͈̼͒̔̂̎̕̚͝Ų̵̘͉̗͔͍͂̍̾̔̓̀͊̍̂̕͘̕͝ ̴̨̰͖̯́̂͛̂̈͝Ñ̴̢͔̫͍̮̲͋͊̍͂

"Hey you heard about the Pinewood Emergency Team? I heard they are really cool!"

TMS: *intense sobbing*

by Mygemdiamond October 5, 2021