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Get Elvis 

v. To disappear, to vanish.
Hey Joe, I'm gonna Get Elvis. See ya later.
Get Elvis by perishable517 May 10, 2005

The Elvis 

During rough sex you choke a girl with your left arm extended and your right arm is slightly bent while fingering her ass with a minimum of three fingers. When executing this move properly you should look like Elvis Presley doing one of his famous karate poses.
My buddy Kenny was feeling a bit frisky this weekend and pulled out "The Elvis" on an unsuspecting fuck buddy, needless to say she now calls him her hunk of burning love.
The Elvis by HamDog Millionaire October 10, 2011

An Elvis 

An Elvis-when you strain so much to poo you almost give yourself a stroke.
I just had an Elvis.
An Elvis by jimmyjp November 22, 2013

Shades of Elvis 

Elvis died taking a shit, so if you die shitting it will be shades of Elvis
I struggled so hard on the pot I almost had shades of Elvis
Shades of Elvis by Deetz May 3, 2004

An Elvis Presley 

When you go to drop a dooce, but you find yourself constipated and must proceed to shamefully exit the shithouse unrelieved. A rare occurence since the invention of laxatives.
Doug: Last night I ate that whole box of Cheerios and this morning I totally pulled an Elvis Presley.
Tom: I knew something was up. The bathroom was unusually stank free this afternoon.
An Elvis Presley by Jakee B April 27, 2008

the shit that killed elvis 

a tasty kind of weed. it killed elvis cause its so damn good. if you hear that its going around you town, snatch that shit, no gimmicks. then let me know so i can get my fingers on it too@! Mmmm its so green and has these little yellow hairs all over it and it looks like it got rained on by thc.
Joe: You want some of the shit that killed elvis?

Me: Nigga I been a fiend of the shit that killed elvis since you picked it up last week!