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Elliott

Elliotts are typically the type of people to perform traditional rain dances butt-naked in front of their 1st hour class. Especially to the rhythm of "Laffy Taffy." Not only that, but when an Elliott takes the ACT test, their score becomes their penis's length (in centimeters). Therefore, if an Elliott were to score a 36, your mom would have quite an interesting night (that's 14.2 in freedom units). Don't forget to tip your local Elliotts (they take tips AND tips) and to always comment on the extreme girth of their buttocks! Nicknames like "Elligyatt" are indeed permitted.
"Hey Elliott, or should I say ELLIGYATT!"

"Elliott, my mom told me it penetrated through to the other side... maybe getting a 36 on the ACT wasn't so good an idea..."
by squirrel52 February 15, 2025
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“he’s such a moegonzer
fuck you elliott, your a moegonzer
by moe.gonzer November 22, 2021
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Reed Elliott Lewis

also known as REEDIE!!!
he's so good at soccer, considering how small he is, he's freakin crazy at doing backflips and stuff! We both competed in double dutch in 8th grade!! He's super short, and cynthia is way taller than him!! hehe!
by missdelostrinos October 21, 2003
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ur being such an elliott rn bruh. leave the dog alone
by pseudonym1234213421434l1 August 22, 2021
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Elliott

Elliot is the sweetest boy in the world once you get to know him. at first he can seem a bit boring and cynical but once you get to know him he will be there with you through your highs and your lows. he is sporty, a very fast runner and is very good at music and cooking. he gets sad when good food is spoiled and bad food is eaten. usually very tall lean and lanky with light brown hair and brown eyes. will accept a good joke.
person one: wow he really is an Elliott.
person two: ditto
by Brownie446378 March 7, 2025
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Elliott is a confused individual who likes to use his hands in unprofessional ways but that doesn't stop him from looking up to his big bro sm. He is always a lil bro to sm and might not show his love to him but deep inside he has high respects.
Hey look over there, it's Elliott, SM's lil bro.
by Brother Definitions November 23, 2022
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Elliott stow

Elliott Stow is a guy that is very special and likes 70 year old men
Person 1: Is that Elliott Stow?
Person 2: Yeah he likes old men!
by Arman Kazalbash January 9, 2024
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