Egert

A viking-like hunk, who plays in a heavy metal band. Drinks a lot of beer and farts a lot.

He's such an Egert, i have never seen a guitarist that drunk before.

by metalmonster666 May 28, 2010

Eldermentia

A condition attributed to a generation/technology gap in elderly people based on language, body movement or driving habits; mistakenly attributed to full blown dementia or Alzheimer's disease. However, it offen closely precedes full blown dementia or Alzheimer's.

LANGUAGE: "Mom asked me if I had THE email. I think she's showing signs of Eldermentia".

BODY MOVEMENT: "See that old buzzard pulling coupon after coupon out of her pocket book in the express line? That's a classic case of Eldermentia".

DRIVING HABITS: "Did you see that Q-tip trying to parallel park? Luckily no one got hurt when he mistook the gas peddle for the brake. That's the 3rd time this week. He's way past Eldermentia and into the early stages of Alzheimer's. His kids don't want to be cut out of their inheritance, so they're not taking his keys away".

by RockyBilboa November 18, 2009

Elderness

It's the act of being elderly: clumsy, non-technological yet curious and willing to help.

www.theelderness.com

Elderness: Giving an 'elder' you smart phone asking them to take a picture for you. It seems innocent enough until you turn the camera to (selfie mode) face them and press record. While they attempt to take a photo, they are being recorded the whole time. It's priceless.

Then notify them. 'Oh! It was being recorded the whole time! OOPS!!' This way they know it was all on video. Then show them how its done, so they won't be ELDERNESSED again!

by elderness God July 25, 2013

Elder Gen-Z'er

The name for the portion of the population born roughly between the years 1997-2003. They're definitely not millenials, but don't quite fit in with other gen-z'ers either.

Grew up on shows like SpongeBob and Wizards of Waverly Place, and probably had a Playstation 1 or 2 when they were a kid.

i just can't relate to tiktok zoomers... i'm definitely an elder gen-z'er

by chixlbix May 5, 2023

Japanese Elderclit Sundae

Eating Rice, or Sushi or any sort of Japanese food, while the food is still in the mouth, sneeze on to an elderly Japanese woman's clit, and sucking on it.

My grandma turned 85 to I gave her the Japanese Elderclit Sundae for her birthday

by Magic Coal Man May 2, 2019

EdgeRulez

Old, senile, and talks aload of shit. Bases facts purely on what he makes up from his head. And calls people stupid if they disgree with him, when he is clearly in the wrong, especially when discussing cruiserweights

Cannot type for shit and thinks he is god, when infact he's only a condescending, big headed prick, who posts nothing but crap.

Also: Redefines jobber.

~ ~ ~

EdgeRulez:
"They focused on the X-Division and that brought in vrap ratings. They recently have brought in big men and the ratings are up slightly."

Banzai:
"If rating were so crap, then why on earth would they continue to push the X-division over the heavyweight division for 2 more years? They haven't brought in big men, they've brought in established stars in the industry, and in some cases such as Piper and Savage, they brought in legends."

EdgeRulez:
"Banzai your clearly one of the stupidest humans I have ever met."

by Banzai November 21, 2004

aboriginal elders

Aboriginal men and women who are recognized, respected and consulted for their wisdom, experience, knowledge and background, not necessarily the oldest in the community.

Aboriginal elders are highly respected people.

by tracy.j July 31, 2017