eight ball

1/8 ounce of dope that loosers use.

You gotta be one dumb motherfucker to mess with this eight ball dope shit.

by Jack November 9, 2003

fifty eight

When a man has sex with a girl's boobs by sticking his penis in her cleavage.

Man1: So how did the one night stand go last night?

Man2: Great, she was pretty kinky and let me do a fifty eight to her.

Man3: And how was it?

Man1: Great; it made it even better that here tatas were Double D's.

by masked_stranger April 27, 2011

eight ball

To keep it real, there is no certain weight to an eightball and crack will weight 3.0 and cocaine 3.5.

I need a bizzy. (To keep it low key!!!)

by Pusha_D June 20, 2004

eight ball

A round shaped poo excreted from the anus which usually occurs after anal sex. This happens to the receiver of the sexual occurance.

Man, you put another eight ball on my bed Lucy! Control yourself woman!

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

eighty eight

a gun

the eighty eight fired

by me September 23, 2003

eight balling

To smuggle cocaine in ones vaginan.

I was eight balling it on the plane trip.

by earnesttt April 13, 2009

Eight Minutes

To do something extraordinarily fast or in a noticeably smaller time frame than than the length of time it usually takes.

Originally came from a story where two girls were going to be late for school. They lived about twenty minutes away, but drove so fast, they got to school in eight minutes.

Can be used with the word "under" to add additional speed to the action. This has a similar effect to Over 9000, but should not be confused with it.

Girl: Awh man, we're gonna be late for class...
Boy: Eight minutes! We can do this!

Wow! She totally finished that Statistics test in under eight minutes!

by Sylvannis November 3, 2011