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An eclectic selection. A wide variety to choose from.
An eclection of businesses at this mall.
by Eyesmac March 12, 2024
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Electionsplaining

A condescending rhetorical move where someone explains political outcomes to others—often from a position of assumed expertise or outsider status—as if election results were simple, obvious, and conclusive. "Let me explain why your side lost" becomes a way of dismissing opposition views without engagement. The term plays on "mansplaining" but applies to electoral analysis: the assumption that election results are transparent, that losers just don't get it, and that the explainer's interpretation is obviously correct. Electionsplaining uses electoral outcomes as a cudgel to silence dissent.
"After the election, he spent an hour explaining why my views are irrelevant because 'the people have spoken.' That's Electionsplaining—using electoral outcomes to dismiss, not to understand. Election results are complex; they require interpretation, not condescension. Electionsplaining is what happens when winning becomes wisdom and explaining becomes silencing."
by Abzugal February 28, 2026
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Election Twitter

A collection of generally upper class, gay, trans, and/or autistic individuals who follow politics with a fetish.

Split between ConET and LibET, which are in a constant battle for “worst political take in existence.”

ConET is divided between the wealthy and generally WASP “Neocons,” led by an endless number of Reagan pfps. Their occasional ally, and permanent enemy, the Rust Belt Catholic populists, who worship Trump. These MAGA populists and the Reagan old guard LARP relentlessly about their wing of the party.

Across the aisle, LibeET is a diverse group of commies, tankies, faux moderates, and other assorted leftists. They are in constant rage about something, and are rarely coherent.

All in all, its an incredibly ridiculous space full of Gen Z and Gen Z adjacent terminally online hacks.
I can’t believe that kid on Election Twitter predicted that! Oh it was Red Lion so just assume the opposite will happen.
by TubervilleStanAnon April 29, 2025
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Election Twitter

A community on X (Twitter) made up of autistic gay people (or homophobes depending on the party).

These people either cope and whine about elections or argue over autistic predictions for elections. There is Conservative ET (Con ET) which has prominent voices such as Luc J. Gagnon, and there is Liberal ET (Lib ET) which also has its prominent voices, such as Winter Politics.

Both suffer from severe autism. Oh yeah also in Election Twitter 1/3 of the people are pedophiles.
John: Did you see what Lib Election Twitter said? They think Roy Cooper will run in the 2026 US Senate Election in North Carolin-

Mark: I'm not an autistic retard. I honestly don't give a shit.
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Bro-fliction

Find the definition of "bro" and this person is the one always seen wearing some sort of MMA t-shirts (afliction, archaic, tapout). The shirt size is usually a SMedium, one shirt size too small.
Bro-fliction is looking large and in charge today, looks like he needs a protein shake.
by BigShotCalla May 24, 2010
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Serial Evictionist

A person who consistently gets evicted from their home due to irresponsible financial or social behavior.
This is the third time this year that Luke has been kicked out of an apartment O.T.B.! This guy is a serial evictionist.
by TDUBOFFICIAL February 1, 2017
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Procrastinator Afliction syndrome

A widely spread temporal sickness among most college students where the infected patient constantly procrastinates with out regard of their own time and or friends which may cause many other problems some like meme addiction and crippling depression.
Pew die pie seems to have problems gaming and hasn't done a video in a long time he mus have Procrastinator Afliction syndrome
by Scrublordgaben420 February 24, 2017
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