Eastern European Prostitute

A really ugly and fat person who really wants sex so they decide to be a prostitute. Usually females with moustaches.

EEP :Looking for a good time?
Man :ermmm...it would be so hard to resist if you didn't have a piece of chicken stuck in your moustache

by anonymous February 3, 2005

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by Addi2000fanpage January 13, 2022

Eastern Mass

irrevalent

Eastern mass thinks they're important but they're just full of meth heads and annoying accents

by coolgamri June 18, 2015

Middle Eastern Mars Bar

A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.

*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic qualities:
Practical - to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic - to act as a dark background to the hair

"She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Stylzie's place after Dirty Thursdays"

by GTD July 30, 2008

middle eastern holiday

A term for a trip to Iraq for soldiers of the British Army, as popularised by the band Hard-Fi in their song Middle Eastern Holiday

I've got to go, but what a prize to give
Package deal to the sun, everything is inclusive
Where bullet holes, scar the minarets
Smoke on the horizon a beautiful sunset

Going on my middle eastern holiday
Give me a gun, I hope to see my mum again
Going on my middle eastern holiday
Been gone so long, I hope I'm coming home some day
We can fight, we can fight

by steve_b August 30, 2005

Eastern Butthole

Your mom's anus

Guy: Man my gooch hasn't been licked today, can't wait to get home to get my gooch licked by an Eastern Butthole

by FuckBoy69Me April 26, 2014

Eastern Star

When your Mother In Law gives you a hand job.

I went to the family reunion and got an Eastern Star.

by _urbanlegend_ October 10, 2019