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Probably practices Witchcraft,voodoo,and spells in his spare time. ( because he cursed me with a headache today.)
Ethan by russianboi August 29, 2019
He steals de hoes and has the biggest six-pack ever. He is the most sexiest man ever
Anton is better looking than Ethan
Ethan by Cheeto bot 123 November 27, 2019
Ethan is a really cute guy. He may seem rude to you, but that's only because he likes you. he's probably acting all popular, and like he's the king of the world. But he's only trying to impress you. He is smart, cool, and friendly. btw, he is also desperate lol
" oooh you like ethan!!!"
ethan by vscopeppa23 December 9, 2019
Ethan means big Dick and always gets pussy
Ethan will always get pussy
Ethan by Bigdickethan November 8, 2020
Ethan is a kid who always has to be the center of attention. He's loud, obnoxious, but strangly funny in a weird-kid-with-a-school-shooter-style-haircut kind of way. He regularly caresses the inner thigh of seals and smokes busted goo with his pals from 'Nam. Calvin Klein model in the making. You can usually find him chilling in the back of Uncle Melvin's van, or in Uncle Tom's cabin with Troy Mann. All in all, "good" friend to have.
Ethan by Nah fan September 12, 2017
Ethan is a boys name and means strong and optimistic. This is wrong, Ethan’s are not strong physically, typically their girlfriends can out lift them at the gym. Ethan’s tend to play a lot of video games and ignore the outside world. They poop more than the average person. Ethans are sweet but can be stinky. They are loyal and misbehave quite often. Ethan’s like blondes and marijuana. The best nickname for a Ethan is FiFi.
My friend Ethan plays video games on the toilet four times a day.
Ethan by TurkBerserk May 17, 2019