Short Dwarf

is a D ion battery. has very small legs and torso, goes to the the gym to limit his height, doesn't eat enough food and becomes skinny and small. he dances like a small dwarf

the short dwarf was heading to the gym because he want gains on his dickie

by MonkeyNeedsconstipationpills August 29, 2023

Northern Dwarf Crucible Pipe

When two homosexual midgets are having sex and the one receiving farts on the other midgets penis to warm it up.

I sure do loving watching midgets do a northern dwarf crucible pipe on eachother.

by Fatchodeman25 February 12, 2025

Dwarf Dick

A below average male penis yet is abnormally thick, derived from the traditional fantasy Caricature of the Dwarf who are usually shorter than your average human yet are incredibly strong and muscular

Girl 1: "My boyfriend has a telephone pole dick, he's got length but it really doesn't tickle my clit."
Girl 2: "Huh, my boyfriend has a Dwarf Dick, not the longest but he's so thick I'm afraid he's going to tear me apart by just entering"

by Benisrlyhappy February 27, 2020

Abu Dwarf

A short man with high intelligence level

Abu dwarf will rule

by Issadaily May 23, 2022

dwarf star

An attractive girl who is unintelligent.

Only the hot core of a dwarf star remains. Dwarf stars have generally low luminosity and high inner core temperatures, sometime exceeding thousands of kelvins which is usual for a star.

Kevin: yo Becky in the yoga pants go a phattie tho.
Jevin: Be careful homie, you know she's a dwarf star.

by BigTed.2005.exe October 18, 2020

filthy dwarf

When you kick a girl in both shins so she can't stand up properly and then shit in her head.

"hey Michelle what's that smell and why are you in your knees?"

"Yeah about that, Harrison gave me a filthy dwarf"

by Schleiermacher December 05, 2016

Dwarf throwing

Politically correct people don't like it.

Dwarf throwing. A politically correct moron got this sport banned. He doesn't like greasy pig wrestling, or beehive tossing.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019