Combining the classic American tortilla chip and jerkyed meat to make one delicious and complete meal.
by eggmeat June 11, 2006
Get the Doritos Carnitas mug.an individual (typically a male) that spends much of his freetime during adolescence watching pornography in the privacy of his basement/darkened bedroom/at a friend's house while simultaneously consuming -ito dust-covered chips (usually Nacho Cheesier Doritos). A D.E. (Dorito Eater) is marked by his inability to "get some" in the real world. Even though most individuals exit their D.E. phase by the age of 15, a former D.E. is easily identifiable by his didgy-dodgy behaviors involving women.
"It was so weird...when he asked me to suck his fingers while we were hooking up, I could almost taste the Doritos on his fingers from seven years ago. He's such a Dorito Eater"
by Rosco1 October 18, 2011
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A ugly guy with no life that you may have liked before. He is definitely a nerd. He made a group called "The Math Kidz" he is so ugly.
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" Babe I'm feeling a bit peckish" " what you want bella ? " " Got any chips ? " " Ahh I could put my dick in a bag of doritos and you could suck the dust of the tip ?"
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Get the Put My Dick in a Bag of Doritos mug.the exposing of a dude's private regions in the presence of other dudes or dudesses/dudettes in an effort to achieve a laugh or prove a point.
When David got a few drinks in him and showed off his dudity while singing karaoke, Robin thought it was gnar balls.
by David & Robin May 30, 2006
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