Straight-Drain

To urinate in a shower, while its running or not, directly into the drain without any splashage or spillage onto the rest of the shower basin/tub and/or shower walls.

Being concerned over the health and safety of his roommates, B-Rad decided to straight-drain instead of go free willy.

Matthew was too drunk to perform a straight-drain so we made him go outside.

by dferbs November 30, 2011

Unedited Daithdenogla videos

It's when you upload shut content.

Man them unedited Daithdenogla videos are duck cring

by Dathidenogla019 October 20, 2017

Bump drafting

Generally used in motorsports, bump drafting is to stay very close behind another car to the point of touching the rear bumper, to gain and maintain speed. Related to slipstreaming

That's a shit racer, he keeps on bump drafting all day long

by Garf March 22, 2022

Rocky Mountain Back Draft

When someone attempts to light a fart over a camp fire, and some of the flame, from the burning gas, goes back up the anus a bit.

I squatted over the camp fire to light up the night, and gave myself a "Rocky Mountain Back Draft" and burned a few hairs too, OUCH.

by funkytown59 September 16, 2009

up the drain

Corporations do not like to waste money so instead of watching profits go down the drain, the drain is installed at the top where profits are accessed by the CEO, executives and shareholders.

employee 107562: No raise again this year.

employee 303267: That's because all the profits keep going up the drain.

by occupy_a_lobbyist March 14, 2012

drain the toad

To take a whiz. To take a leak. To bleed the lizard. To see a man about a horse.

Common at least since early 1950s.

Pull over here, Ma, I gotta drain my toad.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

draftsman

A Draftsman is a person employed in the engineering field who draws lines for the engineer. This person is usually someone who couldn't cut it in school as an engineer due to their lack of intellect and problem solving skills, hence they employ their coloring book skills and draw lines and circles for engineers.

Draftsmen are usually bitter, and pissed off because they know that they will be limited to drawing lines and being the engineer's bitch. When possible, Draftsmen try to fool others into thinking they are actual engineers.
Draftsmen are almost always mentally unstable and are incredibly difficult to work with.
The majority of draftsmen can't spell.

Dude, that guy is such an asshole! Why is he so pissed off about life? ...Oh. Shit, I didn't know he was a draftsman.
My bad.

by Captain Meathole December 1, 2017