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Dragon Quest

Truly the Rodney Dangerfield on RPGS. It gets no respect.

But for those in the know, it's the other long-running JRPG series that is better than Final Fantasy.

With only 9 games in the series. Despite having started in 1986!
If you don't like Dragon Quest, I don't want to know you!
by FatherDagon August 12, 2010
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Bad-dragon

An adult toy company based in Phoenix, Arizona, that specializes in making fantasy sex toys. Very popular in the furry community. Very well-known as the main (if not only) company that makes dragon dildos, Bad-Dragon has plenty of other toys to offer, with a wide range of penetrative toys that include the genitalia of various creatures (Gryphons, werewolves, horses, and fusions like a wolfdragon) as well as fleshlights shaped for similar creatures, such as horses, dragonesses, deer, and more. They also make more unique toys, such as sheathes and they make packers for transgender clients who just want a dragon dick.

The company also sells accessories, such as lubricant that looks very similar to semen, condoms, and accessories with the brand's name. To further add to the company's uniqueness, one feature that can be included on penetrative toys is a tube to put cum lube into, as to mimic the sensation of someone cumming inside.

The brand does pride themselves on quality, and do sell slightly damaged toys at a discount in the "flops" section of their adoption page. A custom order can take up to six weeks to manufacture and deliver, but many clients claim it's well-worth the wait. It is suggested to start small with bad-dragon toys, as often times their small size is any other company's large.
I never thought I would be ordering a dragon's tongue dildo from Bad-Dragon, but here we are.

Bad-Dragon doesn't just sell dragon dildos! They have plenty of other toys for a vide variety of people!
by JasTheSeaBass August 6, 2016
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SPICY DRAGON

When your partner has COVid19 and you still want some sex. In order to stay CDC compliant you 69 with your partner. This has been found by The World Health Organization to actually give immunity to the non infected partner. As a result of this find Fauci is now advising Spicy Dragon to all.
My wife got COVid so I had no choice but to Spicy Dragon.
by KTM 1290 January 14, 2022
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Dragon Burp

When you drink a fizzy drink so fast that you cant hold the bubbles in anymore. They exit through the nose and leaving a path of burning destruction behind them. Often leaving the drinker with singed nasal hair and watering eyes.
Tom: You shouldn't drink that coke so fast, you will dragon burp!
sam: Nahh i'll be fine man!
*BURP*
Tom: Holy fuck I think some fire came out!
Sam: Oh shit, It burns!
by Tom&cookie December 15, 2011
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air dragon

when you are flying and jerking off at the same time and you cum and it forms a cloud in the sky
by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017
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Dick Dragon

A thot on sterroids who viciously searches for dick to be inserted in any hole necessary. Her main priority is to get the D while remaining ratchet as shit. Dick Dragons can be found at local bars, dives, EDM concerts, corporate events, charity events, college parties, dorm rooms and any place that is associate with drugs or alcohol.
Yo J-Bone, you tryin to slay some dick dragons tonight?!

Miley Cyrus is definitely a dick dragon just look at how she acts!
by Jame-o December 4, 2014
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Dirt Dragon

The dry, scale like skin a man acquires on his penis from chaffing due to anal sex without lube.
Man, I got the Dirt Dragon from that girl last night, I should have used lube
by AkaMV February 2, 2013
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