Douchebag

Probably one of the most douche-y people you‘ll ever come across in your whole entire life, he’s so stuck up his own ass that his head comes up and out of his own mouth. He’s rude, disrespectful, teases girls and makes them feel uncomfortable. He plants images of his pp into your mind, acting like it’s super big, even though you know it’s probably only medium size. He’s fairly attractive and uses this to your disadvantage. He’s such a douche that I wouldn’t be surprised if he anally douches. The end.

Stacy: Omg, Luke is so hot!
Me: He’s such a douchebag though.
Stacy: UGH! I hate douchebags!

Douchebag by matilda <3 September 11, 2020

Douchebag

Just another bag of meat who doesn't care about people.

Douchebags are a beauty product, they make things that don't seem right, sound better.

Douchebag by MineOwedWu's March 17, 2021

Douchebag

Colson Baker, MGK, Machine Gun Kelly the rapper

Bro, pink hair, talking with your eyebrows, comedy sketches in your tighy whiteys, wearing pink and doing emo rap with complete confidence, thats so douchebag...

Douchebag by ARP 123 March 18, 2022

Douchebag

An individual with no true inner substance who uses their undeserved advantages in life to feed there desperate need for validation by focusing on the undeserved weakness pain and deficiencies of others who were born at a disadvantage . Generally terrified of direct confrontation. Travels in groups. Puffing themselves up through sick and twisted forms of ego gratification. Usually projecting a weak incomplete and egocentric paradigm upon others in a closed loop of corrupt and worthless logic always resulting in a net negative outcome which they refuse to recognize. Parasitic in nature and in need of correction.

Leave me alone you fucking douchebag.

Douchebag by Jose Incognito August 20, 2022

douchebag

a person who lives rent free with his mother. He is delusional - thinks he actually owns the house and that he's the boss of everyone living in the household. Last but not least, he thinks he's the best person in the world for graduating in four years. woop - di - doo

Oh my gosh, my friend's brother Colin Andres Lee is such a douchebag. That guy is so bad, he could go to jail for being a douche.

douchebag by CrownRoyalz January 10, 2011

Douchebag

An incredibley smooth and suave individual, with a great taste for women, and a great sense of humor.

Okay, no really:
A total jerk, with nothing better to do that hit on your girlfriend or hang around the beer table looking for an easy catch. Often unshaved, or mullet-ed, maybe even a trucker cap, if you're lucky. Thinks he's funny but really is just a numbnuts. Avoid at all costs.

Dude:"Step off douchebag, she's riding home with me."
DB: "I've got something she can ride home. Heh heh."
Dude: "And I'm sure you suck them, now go do yourself a favor and jack off somewhere else."
DB: "Come on, babe, you know you want some."
Girlfriend: "Yeah, all two inches. Back off."

Douchebag by Everybody's Homefry April 30, 2008

Douchebag

A liberal person, such as Michael Moore, that will use slander and propaganda to get their points across, because they are such a douchebag.

These people are douchebags: Michael Moore, Ted Kennedy, Al Gore, Howard Dean, Al Franken....

Douchebag by Brian Borba April 19, 2006