dork

the act of flipping your penis up into the waistline of your pants in order to hide an erection when you stand up.

Mike: "Dude i had a boner in class today and the teacher called me up to the board!"

Jim: "No way dude! what'd you do?"

Mike: "Gave myself a dork"

by thecoldbeerreport January 17, 2011

dork

People who have conversations on AIM through their away messages. This really happens.

This is a sad state of affairs so I'm not even going to put an example. It's just something dorks do.

by Matty-O July 29, 2008

dorked

An object that has been misaligned just enough to preventing it from working properly; bent; twisted; opposite of "tweaked".

The door won't close all the way because somebody bumped into it and dorked it;

by Bazumpus July 19, 2011

dork

a cool nerd or geek or freak

im such a friggen dork!

by Jessica September 24, 2003

dork

a penis , or rubber penis, as in a dildo, a verb to screw or have sex

ur such a dork,(ur such a dildo)
to screw: i caught her dorkin my brother

by darklament January 15, 2008

dork

A whale's penis
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yes klllklkllk

Stop being such a freaking DORK!
She can't help being a whales dick

by Romeo.Killed.Juliet April 14, 2008

dork

n.

-a short white man that dresses up as a power ranger and fights with Japanese/Korean/Chinese/Taiwanese women.

Tammy- That Zach, he's such a dork.
Angie- Yeah but he looks so cute in that pink ranger outfit. Look at his tights!
Tammy- Too bad that Japanese lady's kickin his ass.
Angie- At least it's a cute ass.

by Ambiguosity77 June 29, 2010