Donkey Dad

A father who always smells and walks around in his underpants. He never suggests an activity for the family to do. In other words, an awful father

Kid: Hey, Dad, wanna play some baseball?

Donkey Dad: No, I'd rather walk around aimlessly in my underwear.

Kid: DONKEY DAD!

by Summertimefun August 03, 2009

douche donkey

Another name for Anal douche. Stems from the donkey's nickname of ass. Thus Douche Donkey is a douche for the ass. Also refers to someone who is anal.

-Don't be a douche donkey!
- I need a douche donkey.

by nubman September 19, 2006

Burger Donkey

A word used to make fun of people from the United States, used by non Americans.

"Did you see how racist he was being? Such a burger donkey."

by jungshooky April 20, 2021

Ridinky-donkey

When something is beyond ridiculous, and ridonkulous will still not do it justice, it can be described as ridinky-donkey

"oh sheesh! That guy's nose is ridinky-donkey"

"Did Jo get back to you with those figures?"
"No, this is getting redinky-donkey - we need answers"?

by StupidPeanut April 21, 2010

donkey nubblies

The shorter softer hairs of a mans beard that tickle the inner thighs of a female as she rides his face.

Person 1: (muffled voice) why are you laughing?
Person 2: your donkey nubblies are tickling me!!!

by alegg February 25, 2014

donkey drunk

Someone who gets so drunk that they act incredibly ignorant and retarded. Sometimes but not always involving ignorant behavior such as driving hammered, drueling, jacked up hair, grabbing female body parts(for no reason), and pissing themselves.

"Man, Drews was donkey drunk last night."

"Mora is constantly donkey drunk."

"When Keegan drinks tequila he gets donkey drunk"

by Ryan McIver November 14, 2006

Donkey's Years

Used to describe a very long passing of time.

I haven't seen Melvin in Donkey's Years! Not even sure I'd recognize him if he walked up to me.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 07, 2022