Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!

Something you say to your kids when your driving somewhere and they're irritating you.

Kids: fighting in back seat*

Dad: Stop Fooling Around, Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!

Kids: Silent*

by Trey Steroid October 21, 2010

You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look.

The look given when someone is denied a seemingly innocuous right of friendship becuase of a lack of trust.

"No, I won't change in front of you. . . and don't give me that 'You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look."

by BB Smith April 14, 2010

Don't Get Behind Me

Indian-American slang for "do not make trouble for me".

Don't get behind me, you asshole guy!

by King_Of_Crazy July 25, 2012

petah don't turn me into marketable plushies... PETAH!

A meme where a character turns into plushie

Lois: petah don't turn me into marketable plushies... PETAH!

by Imthehamman July 4, 2023

you don't like me and I don't like you

1. An agreement between enemies to respectfully leave each other alone or otherwise cooperate for mutual benefit.

2. The beginning statement to propose such agreement.

All right, you don't like me and I don't like you, so let's coordinate our schedules to make sure we never run into each other.

by SerenaBlackCat March 5, 2017

don't fucking touch me

A greeting you say when entering a room full of relatives over the holidays.

Grandma: "Look!! Connor is here!!"
Connor: " Don't fucking touch me!"

by von groovy June 9, 2019

Don't Cry for me Argentina

When someone is fishing for sympathy and the person they are directing it to does not care or want to be bothered with their dramatic ploys for attention.

Shan whines to Billy, 'I need atention now Sir...'

Billy retorts, 'Don't Cry for me Argentina ~ I tried calling you last night but you were too busy to meet my needs!'

by carrioncrow September 27, 2006