van doink

A celebration after having had sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex (doink). 'Van' suggesting timeframe (post act) as well as the act of celebration.

"Yes! I just tapped that gash" Josh van doinked

by Dora Stewart April 28, 2008

doinking a doinker

Smoking a joint

From the famous TikToker @notnataliebenson “my girl math is taking a garden gummy while doinking a doinker so that once the doinker has doinked off the garden gummy comes in and extends your entire gardening session”
I’m going to go doink a doinker-or-I’m going to go smoke a joint

by 420_outhere06 March 19, 2024

Billy Doink

Piece(s) of lint stuck inside of and/or intertwined with bodily hair, most commonly within the belly button or ass crack

Oprah: Look at the size of this billy doink I just pulled!
Lebron: I wish I had billy doinks like you :(
Oprah: SMD you hairless pubescent virgin!

by mrpoopybutthole8472738 October 17, 2023

Doink

a sillier way of calling someone a dumbass, basically.

Person 1: i'm such a doink

Person 2: nah, we all make mistakes

by kaiju mf May 19, 2022

Fa-doink

Another name for a gay person generally used by italians

Hey I never that you were a Fa-doink I should introduce you to my brother he's one too.

by kyle saint August 10, 2021

Doink

That one word from Hit-flashes in cartoons

Batman punches The Joker, a big red "Doink!" appears on the screen.

by Carpet StiffBurial November 26, 2020

doink

To exit an establishment or situation.

"Bro, let's doink this joint; I'm sick of this place"

by consune January 22, 2019