distracturbation

When you get distracted by other things while masturbating. This can also be applied to a situation where you get distracted while doing something, forget what you were doing, then decide to rub one out.

My teacher asked me why my homework was half done and all I could say was “Distracturbation”

by ShittyTitty October 8, 2017

District3

District3 are the name of three sex gods who go by the names of Micky, Dan and Greg. If they walked around naked all day their 3eeks would be lovin' it, they'd get 3eeky with them anyday.
Dan is the one with the largest tallywacker, just a quick warning to all the Dan girls out there...
Their fans are the hottest fans around and all three of the boys want to bed every single one of them.

District3 > you
District3 are sex on legs.
I love District3, they're all so perf, asdfghjkl.
Micky Parsons is sex.
I want Dan's tallywacker.
Greg West is mine!

by FuckMeMicky December 23, 2012

Distractivated

To be actively distracted in such a way that it activates ideas that motivate or inspire.

"I was so distractivated at college today, I had an epic idea for a kickstarter."

by PurpleMarshmallowHaze October 6, 2017

Distracting

Something that is taking place to distract ones focus. More than likely a distracting girl.

A cute girl in a class room or work area such as an office can be distracting you from your work.

by about42penguins October 21, 2008

doug's drunken deposit of distruction

1. when a man ejeculates into a woman's vagina, leaving behind a small but powerful nuclear weapon, which can be triggered at will if she should choose NOT to abort the pregnancy.

I am a fan of the pre-emptive strike, that why I always go with doug's drunken deposit of distruction.

by halfhearinghero June 16, 2009

distracticon

a colleague who transforms from a hard-working, concientious individual into a web-surfing, joke-emailing, prank-pulling, clock-watcher in the last hour of the working day.
transformations often occur earlier on fridays or on any day the distracticon knows they won't be in the following day.

also applies to family/friends/partners when something of interest enters their circle of awareness, resulting in vacant looks later when reminded of what they'd promised earlier (whilst distracted)

1. that bobs a great worker. except on friday afternoons when he turns into a distracticon.

2. pete didn't show up to help in the garden. i think he was in distracticon mode when he promised to cos the football was on the tv.

by Fo0LeD March 25, 2008

distractionary

adjective. taking attention away from; moving off course

I can't seem to focus today as I keep wandering off on these distractionary ventures.

by Stepmom43 March 14, 2009