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Long Distance Shooting

The cyber-sexual act of a male finishing off on his webcam while his partner watches via Skype.
Because he couldn't give Dolly a facial, Lloyd got her on Skype and did some long distance shooting.
by makeitsoundsexy June 7, 2016
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dickhead distance

The additional distance you try to keep between your self and a dickhead.
There were some loud dickheads going down the escalator so I waited at the top for 30 seconds to gain some dickhead distance.
by Doctor dickhead January 21, 2018
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Long distance friendship

A long distance friendship is where you have to trust and rely on your friend. You may not be with them all the time or see them 24/7 but you will always love and look out for them no matter what you go through. You may have ups and downs but this person will always accept you for being you.
Kylie and Jess had a long distance friendship as Kylie lives in the USA and Jess lives in the Uk.
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Social Distance Masturbation

Masturbating with one or more guys with at least a 6 feet distance separation. It also includes Skype and Zoom and any cam sites.
Since the coronavirus outbreak--no more circle jerks--its only social distance masturbation for me.
With Social Distance masturbation the only chance of spreading disease is if a guy shoots more than 6 feet and hits you!
by bateworld March 14, 2020
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antisocial distance

In the time of corona, a distance between individuals of LESS THAN six feet. In all other times, the inverse.
In the fight against corona-19, introverts are finding it easy to keep a social distance, while extroverts who by definition prefer to keep an antisocial distance are finding these times more trying.
by xollock March 26, 2020
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Soshal Distancé

A girl born in 2020, year of disaster and the pandemic. At that time period, everyone was asked to social distance, hence the name Soshal Distancé, which is of course changed up a bit from the original phrase. Other names of kids born in 2020 include Covid (boy name), Corona (girl name), and Quarentina. No joke, those are actual names that have been used. 😂💀
Hey Covid, Soshal Distancé wanted to know if you would go on a date with her.
by Bats_and_such October 12, 2020
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Pelvic Distance

When you’re so close to a person that you can pelvic thrust them. The true definition of violating personal space.
“Stop stepbro, you’re violating my Pelvic Distance!”
by Jasian1028 December 29, 2021
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