One Direction

5 fucking liars who said it was an 18 month hiatus instead it has been 5 years. But yet at the same time the loves of my life.

person: hey have you heard of this band One Direction?
person 2: yeah they said it was 18 month hiatus they were lying!

by 5 liars April 16, 2020

Direction Dyslexia

Driving Dyslexia: Cannot understand simple driving directions and will get lost no matter how many times they have driven to a certain destination

Driving Dyslexia: can you please tell me how to get to it again? I have direction dyslexia.

by loli33 April 19, 2020

One Direction

A british-irish boyband that has managed to change so many lives.
the best thing out there for their fans, the directioners.
Currently on hiatus, hopefully will reunite (but not quit their solo careers) soon.
Anniversary on 23 July.

directioner: I LOVE ONE DIRECTION

by pRoPyNe July 3, 2020

Every Direction

Every Direction is a hit band consisting of Peyton and Mimi. It's hits include "What Makes You Ratchet", "I Feel Ratchet", "Ratchet One More Time", “What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Ratchet”, and "Give Your Ratchet a Break". There was another member. He was the band’s kazoo player but Peyton and Mimi left him at home while they were out shopping for leather jackets and when they came back he was GONE.

"Every Direction is so much better than One Direction."
"I know right? They're as hot as the blacktop in the summer in Texas."

by jimbobbyjonessmith October 18, 2012

One Direction

One Direction is The Biggest Band on the planet who are terrible terrible dancers.

Person: Who is One Direction

Directioner: The biggest band on the planet ( Say this is a deep announcer voice)

by 1D are my idols October 31, 2020

One Direction

One Direction is the Biggest Band on the planet who are terrible terrible dancers!!!

Person: Who even is One Direction

Direction: They are the biggest band on the planet (say this in a deep announcer voice)

by 1D are my idols October 31, 2020

one direction

5 liars who said they're going to be back together in 18 months but they dropped out of school and can't really do math so here we are, still waiting.
They're also the sexiest man (and the only man i like, cuz I'm probably a lesbian) alive. The band members are Louis Tomlinson (boobear), Liam Payne (daddy direction), Niall Horan (the irish one), Harry Styles (bottom) and Zayn Malik (Zack, Ringo)

Someone: Yo, you still listen to one direction?
Directioner: WHY WOULDN'T I ?!

by tommoscarrots February 4, 2021