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dingleberry manwich 

when two men who have dingleberrys in their butt hairs push their buttcheeks together, making a dingleberry manwich
those two guys rubbed their poopy buttcheeks together,HAHA ITS A DINGLEBERRY MANWICH

Dingleberry Plow 

When a girl (or a guy) misses a peice of shit when wiping, wait at least an hour for it to dry then use your cock or a strap-on to pack that bastard back where it came from.
Lisa had a nasty ball of shit hanging from her asshair, so I bent her over a chair and gave her the dingleberry plow. That'll teach her to be thorough.
Dingleberry Plow by BGDH January 28, 2008

dingleberry purple 

Dingleberry purple is the most delightful color known to man. Just looking at this color gives one a sense of peace. It was originally created for a ms. Humphreys wedding and quickly became color of the year.
Oh my god did you see that dingleberry purple wedding dress? That shit was hotter than Jessica Simpson!
dingleberry purple by Asshat0709 January 20, 2018

DingleBerry Mist 

When you accumulate front and back dingleberries from not bathing and the debris is an oily mist that is released as the garmets are removed
Damn that dude ain't showered in months and the debris after he uses the bathroom that's left on the toilet seat is a rare form of DingleBerry mist.
DingleBerry Mist by Mist agent November 23, 2019

dingleberry puller whore 

Is a nasty bitch that likes to invite men and women to take a dump at her house, she intentionally provides you with low quality toilet paper and has a sign that says "please wet the paper before whipping", to make sure the victim builds enough and proper dingle berries, as the victim leaves the toilet she is waiting outside with her sharp nails usually with shiny red polish ready to turn you around pull your underwear down and give you the most painful pull you ever experienced, with her teeth clenched and her eyes maniacally fixed on your crack, she rapidly inserts her open hand on your ass grabs as a many dingle berries as she can and finally proceeds to pull very hard. She draws pleasure of feeling the hairs breaking out of your crack and the sensation of having a handful of dingleberries, she can hardly make a fist. If the dingleberry puller whore is in extreme rage she indulges in stuffing the mouth of her victim with the extracted berries and to kick the victims crack with her also shiny red hills.
Seth: Jack you remember Susan from Marketing?

Jack: the one with the shiny red nails and hills right?

Seth:she is a dingleberry puller whore, my advice, never take a dump at her's.

dingleberry soup 

When A Man Cuts off his ass hair that has toilet paper and shit stuck on it and put it in the toilet.
ANDREW you forgot to flush your dingleberry soup!
How Does it Taste?