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Dildo Light Show

An epic event where dildos are placed on a table. All lights are turned off and strobe lights are then flashed. This creates an epic atmosphere and just being in its presence is inspiring. The invention of genious Dustin Hayes of 5 Mac.
Hey, we're having a Dildo Light Show tonight, bring your sister's dildo.
by Picklesrtasty October 30, 2010
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dildowhack

The act of murdering someone using only the 2ft long pink dildo found in a police station toilet in the popular video game, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
"Oh my god, I let my 4yr old have a go at the motorbike chase for 5 minutes, I take a phone call and when I come back he's dildowhacking a cop!"
by Mr_Dom April 29, 2008
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dildery

A factory devoted to the production of dildos.
"Look what I just brought home from the dildery, Susan."
by Bobby Cooper May 11, 2008
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Dildoscular

Relating to or similar to a dildo
You may say something like this to a friend or person you know “Mathias you are so dildoscular” or you may say “that is so dildoscular”
by Mathiasisdildoscular December 23, 2018
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President Dildo

Another winning nickname for the 45th POTUS.
My investments are bringing huge returns and I am utterly brilliant thanks to President Dildo!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019
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Dildude

A male who sleeps with a large number of people. In essence, he is just a dildo, being only used for his penis.
Stevie: I've had sex with five people this week.

Jeff: You're a dildude.
by Nig-Nag June 6, 2009
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dildiot

An idiot whose idiotry is so far advanced and firmly entrenched that they may as well be a walking dildo
Damn, that lalaland is a dildiot, he has no idea
by becy August 7, 2004
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