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Diamond dog 

A term used in the PC game "League of Legends", used to refer (in a derogatory manner) to a player who's been stuck in diamond elo for a really long time, who isn't good enough to make it to masters+, but still has a massive ego as if he's a good player. Diamond dogs are often hardstuck in the lower divisions too, like d4-d3.
This jungler in my last game was so fucking bad, but wasn't able to see/acknowledge how hard he got outclassed and blamed laners. Looked up his op.gg, he's been a diamond dog since s4...
Diamond dog by SkilledSpellz November 27, 2019

Diamond Zirkle 

Likes to play mind games on boys and loves to fuck up peoples lives. Her face is crunched up, and even if she got multiple plastic surgeries, she'd still would look really ugly. Isn't too fond of Reese's cups. She can sometomes be nice, but most of the time she is a bitch.
Diamond Zirkle, she is a mega bitch.

diamond blitzed 

The best or one of the best highs you've ever experienced after smoking dat dank dank bomb azz bag of chronic..

High: blitzed
best high: diamond blitzed
"that blunt I just smoked had dat bomb chron in it!!! I'm so diamond blitzed!"
diamond blitzed by DarealHBIC January 31, 2010

Diamond Dickhead 

Refers to someone who works in the diamond industry i.e. a broker who believes that because they deal with exceptional stones on a daily basis they are in fact exceptional themselves.
'I, a diamond dickhead, like to work in the diamond industry because I get to handle beautiful things on a daily basis' - Said as a chat line
Diamond Dickhead by CITY_BOY December 6, 2011

Diamond Shield 

The protection a woman gets from her wedding ring against men that want to hit on them.
Candice: The reason men do not hit on me is because of my diamond shield.

Carla: Bitch, the reason men do not hit on you is because you are fat and ugly.
Diamond Shield by Kboogie May 29, 2012

Diamond girl 

A woman that you have a connection with.
All you have to do is look at her and she instantly gets excited and starts panting.
Doesn't happen often but when it does it starts with a long stare. Physical wetness and can understanding that that's your pussy..
From the m moment I saw her I knew she'd be my diamond girl
Diamond girl by Leek1211 May 8, 2019