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Conservative Arts Degree 

A degree in the Conservative Arts, like plumbing, electrical and carpentry. These trades are not typically taught at traditional colleges, but also don't require a vast amount of student debt.
Connor, "I am barely making ends meet with all of my student debt!"
Eddie, "You should have pursued a Conservative Arts degree instead. I just bought a new truck!"
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nude in the third degree 

when a person in 100% nude
guy1 = last night i was playing truth or dare and i got dare to do a nude run!

guy2 = how nude?

Guy1 = i was nude in the third degree!

Ninety-Degree Virgin 

A man who is a virgin simply because of the fact his penis is bent at a ninety-degree angle.
The surgeon's office was full of ninety-degree virgins
A homosexual O. T. O. initiation rite. Since Crowley's death, however, the XI degree has been eliminated.
Guy #1: I heard all occultists are creepy and gey.

Guy #2: No, only the ones who take the XI degree.
XI degree by Itachi-San July 24, 2012

Turd Degree Burn 

When one eats vast amounts of hot spiced foods, but is burned badly the following day in the restroom.
John ate lots of hot spicey chicken wings last night, and felt the torture of Turd Degree Burn the next day in his bathroom.

tenth degree 

When your crush says you're awesome.
She is awesome to the tenth degree.
tenth degree by tjcrocks January 1, 2017

Associate Degree 

Primarily issued by second-rate community colleges, the bottom of the totem pole of postsecondary degrees. Not really much better than a high school diploma. Only good for use as a stepping stone to a Bachelor's Degree, or to score that shift manager position at your local McDonald's. Although taking only about two years to earn, those two years are a massive waste of time unless the holder plans on earning a Bachelor's Degree or better at a later date.
Joe earned his Associate Degree at his local community college, and is now employed at Harvard University... as the head of the cleaning crew.

The ghetto community college took an otherwise useful piece of paper, and made it worthless by turning it into an Associate Degree.