Dave 

Bad father, OK sperm donor and an awful husband. Uses too many drugs and drinks too much. You see him tell him he owes me $8000

Dave you still owe me child support for my son, someone else is raising.

Dave by CaliStarLove1121 May 30, 2022

Dave 

The most sexy beast

“Where is Dave that sexy beast?”

Dave by Cookies and creeem June 2, 2022

Dave 

A Malay guy from discord + he is a dave and bambi fan

Dave is a guy on a wheelchair

Dave has slapped Bambi

Dave by adnob69420 June 4, 2022

Dave 

- Always ends up on on floor after a drink

- Penis is dysfunctional

- Over the top hand gestures

- Vulnerable to knife crime

For example Seth was being Dave after he had an appointment with lucy eagle in Alfie’s bedroom

Dave by lengerzbro June 12, 2022

Dave 

To evacuate a large amount of waste; to dump

I need to take a huge Dave

Dave by Bildo June 15, 2022

Dave 

Dave is that one person who would tell ones girlfriend that he wishes her boyfriend would get a prostate examination as he does not agree to anyone elses opinion.

Oh you see that guy? Thats Dave, I bet he's a creeper, really likes prostate examinations.

Dave by JCykk July 26, 2022

Dave 

Godlike... you will want to pounce on him!

Mom - 'are you meeting Dave tonight?'
Charl - 'yeah I'll be all over him like a tramp on chips!'

Dave by beg4me August 4, 2022