Ridinky-donkey

When something is beyond ridiculous, and ridonkulous will still not do it justice, it can be described as ridinky-donkey

"oh sheesh! That guy's nose is ridinky-donkey"

"Did Jo get back to you with those figures?"
"No, this is getting redinky-donkey - we need answers"?

by StupidPeanut April 21, 2010

Burger Donkey

A word used to make fun of people from the United States, used by non Americans.

"Did you see how racist he was being? Such a burger donkey."

by jungshooky April 20, 2021

Nodding Donkey

A member of the parliament front bench who can't stop nodding.

Something was said in parliament to the pleasure of the government the front bench nodded in agreement bloody nodding donkeys.

by DOUBLE 6 April 11, 2019

douche donkey

Another name for Anal douche. Stems from the donkey's nickname of ass. Thus Douche Donkey is a douche for the ass. Also refers to someone who is anal.

-Don't be a douche donkey!
- I need a douche donkey.

by nubman September 19, 2008

Donkey slapper

In the south, a squatted truck with straight piped exhaust that is ridiculously loud. Typically driven by a fuckboy with permed hair and a flatbill hat and Instagram name on the back window. They are often found driving through Walmart in the evening.

I saw a donkey slapper at Walmart and there was a douche canoe giving head to his homosexual fuckboy in the front seat.

by MAGA 101 January 12, 2019

donkey drunk

Someone who gets so drunk that they act incredibly ignorant and retarded. Sometimes but not always involving ignorant behavior such as driving hammered, drueling, jacked up hair, grabbing female body parts(for no reason), and pissing themselves.

"Man, Drews was donkey drunk last night."

"Mora is constantly donkey drunk."

"When Keegan drinks tequila he gets donkey drunk"

by Ryan McIver November 14, 2006

Donkey's Years

Used to describe a very long passing of time.

I haven't seen Melvin in Donkey's Years! Not even sure I'd recognize him if he walked up to me.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 6, 2022