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super loser double feature

A 'Super Loser Double Feature' is going to see two or more movies in one evening by yourself. Said person is alone by choice, unavailability of real/imaginary friends or hatred of other humans. Kiosks are used to purchase tickets so same ticket counter does not see said person twice. Antisocial behavior maybe exhibited if noisy family or seat kickers sit to close. In some situations said person will go to multiple theaters to completely avoid being identified as a double dipper.
Last Saturday Jason had a rare Super Loser Double Feature night at the movies after none of his 'friends' called him back.
by realtalljason July 4, 2011
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double fisting

One hand in the pink. One hand in the stink. A whore having wholes wide enough that a hand or other limb would easly slip into the hole unnoticed.
Monica loves to be double fisted before and after sex. Circuit City is not enough of an ass raping for her.
by ccity@aol.com June 27, 2004
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Double FedEx

A game, usually played my middle-schoolers. When you see a truck pulling two FedEx Cargo Crates, you punch the nearest person to you and say, "Double FedEx"
Joey: "Double FedEx"

*punches Mike*
Mike: "Dude! Wtf!"
by XxReaper454xX January 21, 2011
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Double Fifth Drunk

There is waisted and just drunk out of your mind but this is a whole other level of crazy drunkiness, this is getting so drunk its like you have drank two fifths to yourself. At this drunkin point it seems you are almost completely invisible to cops and any other person that is not the same level of "Double Fifth Drunk" as you are. This is when you are able to top your car out on sketchy roads (while drinking more), drive through parks, shoplift a ridiculous amount of items from stores, rail that girl your swore you would never think about sober.
Shit man i just got done with finals this week I'm getting double fifth drunk for sure tonight!!!
by envizbl May 19, 2011
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Double Fisting

When someone eats/drinks from both hands simultaneously.
Josh was double fisting pizza and they were both pepperoni.
by TheLaminator June 4, 2019
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double full stop

Double Full Stop's (..)are commonly used by pompous or ignorant people that have a severe lack of understanding of the english language. Where a singular full stop shows the end of a sentence, triple full stop's show a pause, Doubles are used as a middle ground as to confuse the reader in thinking they are lesser than the author.

Records date back as far as the year 1217, when first used by Genghis Khan in the phrase "Build me a pyramid of severed heads..", further emphasizing the delusional and damaged mental state of the user of Double Full Stop's.
I got this message with Double full stop's, I dont even know what it means?
"Hello, are you raising a case for this..incident."
by DumbCuntPritish November 22, 2021
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Double Faggot

1. A homoesexual that is exceedingly gay - much like Elton John or worse.

2. When something happens to someone twice as gay-like as it should have.

3. Someone who insults someone who is completely awesome.
1. Oh my god, there's justin! He's such a DOUBLE FAGGOT!

2. Did you just try to do barrel roll into a concrete wall? DOUBLE FAGGOT!

DID YOU TAKE ALL THE PICKLES OFF MY DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER? DOUBLE FAGGOT!

3. Did you just dare incite that if a Pirates vs. Ninjas war did happen that Chuck Norris wouldn't decend from heaven and kill them all, double faggot?
by Leonjesu December 20, 2008
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