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moon-docking

When an individual squats over a laying individual's face - making anus to nose contact - and proceeds to fart.
"Damn, I gave her the worst moon-docking last night."

"He was passed out drunk and Jimmy gave him a moon-docking"
by UrbanDEV May 2, 2008
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Water Sport Pole Docking

An advanced form of docking. The two men engage in the act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis. For the rugged outdoor type males, one male will insert the end of fishing pole up his anus and attempt to swing the hook and catch the other male.
Carlos and Chris loves fishing and penis so they went to the sporting good section of Wal-Mart and played a little game of Water Sport Pole Docking.
by dirtybirdz May 2, 2018
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Face Docking

The act of lying with your face pressed firmly in a woman's bosom.
I noticed you got some face docking in this AM..."you're welcome".
by SuperFunTime2000 June 4, 2013
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Chocolate Docking

First, two individuals are performing anal intercourse. This act results in fecal residue on the shaft of the penis. The individual with said fecal "shaft matter" then engages in the ritual of docking. Thereby, standing face to face hands on shoulders, carefully spreading the before mentioned fecal matter, with a highly complex repititous foreskin manuever. However, this act is not homosexual in any way, shape or form...and must be performed with BFF's only. This act is also sometimes reffered to as "Choco Docking" in slang.
Hey Joe...I'm tired of this whole docking scene....Let's take it up a notch and do some Chocolate Docking!
by d0ckingPr0 June 26, 2010
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Glenn-docking

A perverse sexual act involving two people, (one of which must be a male to receive the shit or the act would be classified more accurately as: space-docking), and the exchange of feces.

More specifically:
PartyA(male or female) takes a large to extra-large sized, firm, steamy(optional) shit into partyB(male)'s asshole.
Glenn likes when people shit into his asshole. (of course when it's a man on the receiving-end of this act it is referred to as Glenn-docking; when a female receives the shit into her vagina it would be classified as space-docking).
by fknpwnd May 29, 2009
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Spock Docking

See space docking, wearing a red shirt and "live long and prosper" high fiving
I was docking my boy, watching Star Trek and it just happened...we Spock docking
by ben2020 October 5, 2013
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Faux docking

Verb. It's when two chicks with abnormally long clitorises insert them into each other's clits until they blow their full load into each other's uteri.
Damn them bitches be faux docking! Noice. docking
by Jcena! June 1, 2016
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