Diversity Shrew

The woman who runs every large company's HR department. She won't rest until the workforce is entirely replaced by women/blacks/mexicans/eskimos.

If you're white, asian, or Indian, then tough luck dealing with the diversity shrew.

Anderson: I can't wait to get that promotion! I know I'm the most qualified!
Chan: Too late. I heard the Diversity Shrew already gave it to Tyrone.
Anderson: But Tyrone can barely read! Damn the shrew!

by Lord Ownage December 17, 2017

diversity wanking

When firms take diversity issues to the next level and get off on hiring transsexuals and other LGBTQ+ people.

Did you hear about that bank recruiting event only for transsexuals? Yeah, that is diversity wanking.

by peter gazer January 12, 2018

diversity flick

A movie made for the primary purpose of showcasing a racially, ethnically and/or sexually diverse cast to signal virtue to a politically charged audience.

"That all-black muslim lesbian remake of 'Porky's' sounds like it might just be a diversity flick with very little added meaning in relation to the original."

by SeamusMac November 2, 2018

diversity handcuffs

When in a diverse group and a formal setting, the phenomenon of being tongue-tied or experiencing mental gymnastics trying to take into account the diversity of viewpoints, personalities, and individual sensitivities.

I looked into the audience and got diversity handcuffs — I didn’t want to risk any off-the-cuff remarks that might be taken the wrong way.

by ze3l January 10, 2019

divergent sexuality disorder

When an LBGT wakes-up and is unsure what to wear.

person one: May is late, she is having a bad hairball day!
person in disagreement: May stays in on account of divergent sexuality disorder.
person one: Was that her man stuff on fire on the front lawn?
PID: It was! And she woke-up feeling quite manly.

by midikurlips April 29, 2019

Diversabetes

1) A good excuse to not do something
2) A good excuse for acting out of norm

1) Paul: Bro im havin a party you wanna come?

Eric: Nah man, i have diversabetes.

2) Matt: Bruh, you just ate my cat, what are you on?

Dick: I'm sorry man it just my diversabetes actin up again.

by CounterfeitFish August 20, 2019

Diversity Dick

A man with a Diversity Dick is one who will hook up with any person.

Joe boned white girls, black girls, Asian girls, tall girls, short girls, your grandma, and your 19-year-old sister. He has a diversity dick

by iliketoshitmypants69 October 31, 2019