e-dyslexia

Really bad or atrocious spelling when on IM or social networking sites, but done by people whose spelling is otherwise flawless when not online.

Josh: "roflcopeter"
Josh: my spelling is awfu;
Josh: its like e-dislexia coz it only happens on a computer
Beth: Yeah, that e-dyslexia is getting kind of bad.

by Josh145 January 11, 2008

dyslexic

A member of the greatest clan of all times (see apul)

Mike Nelson

by sonicpentatonic3 May 24, 2004

Disexual

"disexual"

too be sexually attracted to dicks

Lulz is very disexual

by DrCumLord69 March 30, 2022

Dyslexic Fetish

A young woman, who seeks to achieve status by having sex with Dyslexics men.

Also, Females that hunt dyslexics because they are known as incredible lovers. Usually they have big penises

She was a groupie with a Dyslexic Fetish, but she never got past blowing the Dyspraxia.

by BigDiggerNick April 12, 2022

congressional dyslexia

A disorder of the House of Representatives and Senate that causes right wing Teabaggers to furlough non essential government workers indefinitely, while also passing a bill to pay them their full salaries during the shutdown that the most conservative Republicans caused trying to nullify the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare) and the 2012 elections

Senator Ted Cruz & House Republicans displayed Congressional Dyslexia last Saturday agreeing to pay govt workers their full pay for the days they're being involuntarily furloughed. This costs taxpayers approximately $21 billion per week more than if the asinine shutdown had never happened. When asked how much longer these govt workers would be furloughed, House Speaker John Boehner said "Uh, I dunno."

by Assex 776 October 5, 2013

Dyslexia

.t'nsi yllautca ti nehw lamron yltcefrep si ecnetnes siht taht skniht nosrep a hcihw ni noitidnoc A

A person with dyslexia thinks a dog is some sort of God.

by Gyron September 28, 2011

dyslexic chariot

When you have two bitches by there nappy ass hair from behind, and your scatter brain cant decide which ass canal to stab so you just stick a toe in each asshole and hang the fuck on...

I grabbed shaneka and yolanda by there fake ass weaves and did a dyslexic chariot across the living room floor.

by Erich Bastel June 12, 2007