“Yo my pussy is too tight. How can I stretch it out?”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”
by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020
Get the Dinosaur Dildomug. The mythological creature in which by legend comes and leaves your broke ass money when you place a dildo under your mattress before you go to sleep.
Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?
Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!
Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
Get the Dildo Fairymug. A woman or man who is a successful representative of one of those sex toy corporations such as Pure Romance. They are often throwing parties to fully stock and supply the neighborhood wives with their finest wares whether battery operated or not.
Guy A: Hey I heard Martha was buying a new house soon and finally paid off her SUV.
Guy B: Well of course she did since she became a dildo peddler. Those ladies are rolling in the dough!
Guy B: Well of course she did since she became a dildo peddler. Those ladies are rolling in the dough!
by stanky wanky March 7, 2017
Get the dildo peddlermug. A flamboyant hobbit who went on an epic journey with his partners Meriodoc, Fannyfuck, and Pippin Tookitintheass to destroy the evil ring around his anus.
by Sodoman February 19, 2015
Get the Dildo Fagginsmug. Since we get have to do no nut November the girls have to do no dildo December which means nothimg of any kinds up the ass or vagina
Girl: haha you have no nut November
Boy: guess what.
Girl: what
Boy: you get no dildo December so you can feel how we feel.
Boy: guess what.
Girl: what
Boy: you get no dildo December so you can feel how we feel.
by Jn702 October 1, 2020
Get the No dildo Decembermug. Coined by popular Twitch streamer Hasanabi (real name Hasan Piker) to define guns, specifically assault rifles. Typically used when trying to downplay the importance of them or to make fun of people who are obsessed with them.
Person 1: You why's that guy open carrying his AR-15 in a Target?
Hasanabi: He must be using that murder dildo to overcompensate for something.
Hasanabi: He must be using that murder dildo to overcompensate for something.
by Marx's Beard April 2, 2021
Get the Murder Dildomug. 