Not that I did that or anything

A foolish person trying their best to lie. If anybody says that, you know they're lying, no matter the context.

"Hey dad, how do I get a penis out of a Cola bottle? Not that I did that or anything."
"I have no idea son, come down here, I don't want to shout."
"Nononono, I don't need to get down, it's fine."

by Cup of steel June 12, 2023

...I did something

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.

Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?

Friend 2: ...I did something

Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?

Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...

Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?

Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...

Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)

Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.

by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024

What did I miss?

When you enter an active group chat after so long and realize you missed a couple of cannon events

*Name has entered the gc*
-Random arguing then the topic changes to the latest drama-
"Sooo what did I miss?"

by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess April 3, 2025

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<.7.9.7.6.>I Did Not Know SHopping Carts MEant "'Shart'"<.7.9.7.6.>

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

I did it... I saved the town.

A common meme in the Gravity Falls fandom, referencing a suggestive animatic by MangoPablo featuring characters Bill Cipher and Ford Pines.

The paining had a massive spike of popularity in July 2024 with the release of Gravity Falls book titled 'The Book of Bill', which includes material hinting that the two were possibly in a relationship before their "breakup" (although it is debated wether this is just a satirical device).

The transcript is as follows:

I'm going to destroy all of Gravity Falls!

No, fuck you, Bill.
Well actually, don't mind if you do! Hahahaha!
Wait, what?
You heard right. If you do it, I won't destroy the town!
I'll do everything to stop you.
Perfect, so do we have a deal?
Deal!
...
Shirtless, looking out the Penthouse Suite window I did it... I saved the town.

The Billford animation became infamous among the Gravity Falls fandom who posted memes about it on various sites, centering on Pines' final quote.

"I did it... I saved the town."
"What?"

by potassiumkloride May 31, 2025

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by 456AtabavA343 June 6, 2025

Why did I even buy this mug?

What you might ask after buying a mug from Urban Dictionary.

1: Hey man, that mug sucks.
2: I thought it was funny, but now that I think of it, why did I even buy this mug?

by Why did I even buy this mug? April 24, 2024