did i asked

when a people says something then someone replys with "did i asked" or "did i ask"...

Human 1: i have a dog in my house
Human 2: did i asked
Human 1: no but i dont really care mother fucker

by Makayu February 7, 2022

How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

Did I ask?

One of the most infuriating things you can say to someone as it instantly shuts down any possible social interaction and makes everyone feel awkward. There is no way to come back from this lazy retort without looking like a jackass. Personally, I recommend you resort to physical violence if this comeback is ever used.

Person 1: I haven't been feeling well, my grandmother just died and I haven't gotten over it yet.
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Proceeds to beat person 2 to death

by Partydude17 May 23, 2023

i did exactly as you said pop

Say this to a hamilton fan to make them cry. Or you can say "Alexander, there's a letter for you from South Carolina"
*sniffs* there go the tears...

Friend wants to make me cry for some reason
Friend: I did exactly as you said pop
Me: bursts into tears

by a random hamilton fan January 23, 2020

.....You Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....

.....You Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....

.....You Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

I Did The Maliciosos Things To Consolidate My Own Digital Footprint To Strip Everyone Of Immortality, Sincerity, Annoyance, And Sexuality For Fun

I Did The Maliciosos Things To Consolidate My Own Digital Footprint To Strip Everyone Of Immortality, Sincerity, Annoyance, And Sexuality For Fun

I Did The Maliciosos Things To Consolidate My Own Digital Footprint To Strip Everyone Of Immortality, Sincerity, Annoyance, And Sexuality For Fun

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025

Which one did I stop

The one that contacted that therapist that Jordan Peterson spoke to 3 -4 years ago. They were talking explicitly about school shootings and the guy he was talking about Saud a would-be shooter contacted a mentally health professional commensurate with the thing I said AND Jordan and the rest of your have a practice of highlighting people who are peripherally associated WHILE DENYING ME CREDIT for my contributions. That contribution being that I stopped a shoot schooling and YOU STOPPED 0 BITCH. MORE THAN YOU STOPPED. HOW MANY DID YOU STOP? Because I know from your participation in THIS that you CHOSE the child murder when the option was given to you but I know from your participation in THIS VERY THING that you also don't grasp the concept of "Choosing wrong" and "you being wrong and bad and dumb." So I don't know what that is all about. If it's some intellectual deficiency or mental retardation or what.

Hym "Which one did I stop. THAT ONE. That's why the not given me credit is the problem. And why your not giving me the credit I deserve. Because if I get the credit commensurate with the things then I'm the one who stopped a school shooting, you are not. I'm the one who protected kids, you are the one who did the wrong thing deliberately to spite me in THE NAME OF PROTECTING KIDS and then YOU stopped however many YOU stopped which TO ME looks like ZERO. Which shouldn't look like that to you. If it looks to you like I haven't stopped any school shootings, then THAT is something that had be done TO YOU and, deliberately so, so they YOU are operating on baseline assumptions that are wrong so that the people who have deliberately misinformed you for the purpose getting you to greenlight their theft from me. That one. So YOU stopped as many as YOU stopped... And then YOU did the thing deliberately that I said would result in child murdered instead of stopping anything. So..."

by Hym Iam October 10, 2025