An already dead question asked by entitled knobs who think you need their permission for you to join a conversation. Also the cause of the depressed quiet kids who can't talk at all. Crazier when they ask why they're so fucking quiet.
'Did I ask for you to be so entitled to think you're the only one who's allowed to say something? I don't need your permission to speak you fuck.'
by whoopsigotanexistentialcrisis! May 18, 2023
Get the Did I ask mug.One of the most infuriating things you can say to someone as it instantly shuts down any possible social interaction and makes everyone feel awkward. There is no way to come back from this lazy retort without looking like a jackass. Personally, I recommend you resort to physical violence if this comeback is ever used.
Person 1: I haven't been feeling well, my grandmother just died and I haven't gotten over it yet.
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Proceeds to beat person 2 to death
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Proceeds to beat person 2 to death
by Partydude17 May 23, 2023
Get the Did I ask? mug.A foolish person trying their best to lie. If anybody says that, you know they're lying, no matter the context.
"Hey dad, how do I get a penis out of a Cola bottle? Not that I did that or anything."
"I have no idea son, come down here, I don't want to shout."
"Nononono, I don't need to get down, it's fine."
"I have no idea son, come down here, I don't want to shout."
"Nononono, I don't need to get down, it's fine."
by Cup of steel June 12, 2023
Get the Not that I did that or anything mug.The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.
Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?
Friend 2: ...I did something
Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?
Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...
Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?
Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...
Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)
Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?
Friend 2: ...I did something
Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?
Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...
Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?
Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...
Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)
Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024
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-Random arguing then the topic changes to the latest drama-
"Sooo what did I miss?"
-Random arguing then the topic changes to the latest drama-
"Sooo what did I miss?"
by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess April 3, 2025
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I Did Not Know SHopping Carts MEant "'Shart'"<.7.9.7.6.> mug.A common meme in the Gravity Falls fandom, referencing a suggestive animatic by MangoPablo featuring characters Bill Cipher and Ford Pines.
The paining had a massive spike of popularity in July 2024 with the release of Gravity Falls book titled 'The Book of Bill', which includes material hinting that the two were possibly in a relationship before their "breakup" (although it is debated wether this is just a satirical device).
The transcript is as follows:
I'm going to destroy all of Gravity Falls!
No, fuck you, Bill.
Well actually, don't mind if you do! Hahahaha!
Wait, what?
You heard right. If you do it, I won't destroy the town!
I'll do everything to stop you.
Perfect, so do we have a deal?
Deal!
...
Shirtless, looking out the Penthouse Suite window I did it... I saved the town.
The Billford animation became infamous among the Gravity Falls fandom who posted memes about it on various sites, centering on Pines' final quote.
The paining had a massive spike of popularity in July 2024 with the release of Gravity Falls book titled 'The Book of Bill', which includes material hinting that the two were possibly in a relationship before their "breakup" (although it is debated wether this is just a satirical device).
The transcript is as follows:
I'm going to destroy all of Gravity Falls!
No, fuck you, Bill.
Well actually, don't mind if you do! Hahahaha!
Wait, what?
You heard right. If you do it, I won't destroy the town!
I'll do everything to stop you.
Perfect, so do we have a deal?
Deal!
...
Shirtless, looking out the Penthouse Suite window I did it... I saved the town.
The Billford animation became infamous among the Gravity Falls fandom who posted memes about it on various sites, centering on Pines' final quote.
by potassiumkloride May 31, 2025
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