DICKFINGERS

A disease that plagues the nation, exemplified by the typing of words so incorrectly that they imply your fingers are penises. This normally occurs when writing with a keyboard. People affected by this disease tend to misspell even the simplest of words. This disease was discovered by a scientist/pwnologist named DR.JASZSINGH. Unfortunately, there is no known cure for DICKFINGERS.

Jorgeiscoolxx: yuo i ddi nohtngi yesterday

itszemochickXX: dude you have dickfingers or something?

by pwnissa June 21, 2009

urban dicking

Going to an urban enviroment for the sole reason of preforming sex.

I'm off to do sum urban dicking, er is your sister still at home

by Wally_da_greeter December 23, 2008

Sped Dialing

An expression for the calls one makes after a heavy night of drinking and extreme intoxication. Often include confessing your deepest love for members of the opposite sex or opening up your heart to people you haven't talked to in years. These calls are often late and aggravate the victims via waking them up in the middle of the night.

Creation: A combination of speed dialing and the fact that you sound like a sped when you make these calls.

1. Dude you were sped dialing your whole contact list last night.
2. Ah man i gotta go into damage control this morning, i sped dialed the ex
3. HOLY FUCK look at my phone bill, it must of been all those nights of sped dialing.

by xxJayKayxx May 23, 2009

sugar dicking

Overly complimenting a single person to get on their good side.

Tom is trying to get a raise with all of the sugar dicking he's been giving the boss lately.

by Good Stuff December 16, 2013

Dickling

1. A penis before circumcision
2. A smaller than average penis (flaccid and/or erect)

Dr. Pepper: Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Pibb, it's a boy!
Mr. Pibb: Thank God... now circumcise his dickling!

by stp523 December 17, 2008

dicking out

To become a dick suddenly and for no apparent reason

My boss was really dicking out tonight, intimidating the staff and being an all-around jerk for no reason.

by krillkilla January 4, 2014

butt dialing

See ghost dialing

Butt dialing is when you are unaware that you have made a call on your cell phone, which is similar to ghost dialing.

by 4young March 6, 2017