delayed gratifrycation

Making it home with ALL of your drive thru fries is the pique of winning and excellence in delayed gratifrycation.

I'm practicing delayed gratifrycation by abstaining from the french fries until I get home.

by fauxreal March 3, 2018

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Gay Delay

A period of time by which a person of the LGBT community is consistently late in arriving to scheduled events.

I would have been on time to the LGBT club meeting, but I have awful gay delay.

by spatial_angel September 9, 2014

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Delayed Backflip

An impressive backward somersault done by lifting the arms and legs very slowly making it look like in slow motion.

IShowSpeed is the only online streamer with the smoothest delayed backflip.

Wow, did you see how smooth his delayed backflip was?

I'm trying to practice delayed backflip but my brain says no.

by Oumuamua February 20, 2024

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Arthur Delay

The time between someone saying something idiotic and when someone criticizes you for it.

Arthur:So you get athletes foot from watching basketball right?

3 minutes later...

Jessy:Did you really just think you got athletes foot from watching basketball?

That was some bad arthur delay.

by Sir Arthur The Stupid March 28, 2011

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Harass, Cause Unnecessary Delay, or Increase The Cost of Litigation

I don't see how this isn't intended to do explicitly that.

Hym "I mean, if the lawyers need to sign as a guarantee that the filing isn't being used to Harass, Cause Unnecessary Delay, or Increase The Cost of Litigation then why am I being harassed? Why is me getting paid being unnecessarily delayed? And I don't really care about the cost of litigation but I did have to sit here with fluid in my brain for months. It's still there! Less now. I don't feel like my cognition is impaired as much. But I can still hear it slamming against the back of my ear drum... So, you're saying they can't do it but they're doing it. Exactly what this is intended to do. Harass, Cause Unnecessary Delay, or Increase The Cost of Litigation. And avoid having to bring me my money."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2025

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comics delay

Refers to an impromptu pause in labors that involve old newspapers --- such as cleanup or padding --- to read cartoons that you happen across as you're separating the leaves of the journals prior to using the paper sheets for their intended purpose in your task.

My boss takes a dim view of comics delays, so I just save out any newspaper-sheets that have cartoons on them, and then peruse said funnies during my coffee breaks.

by QuacksO March 25, 2019

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