dis-development

A 'development', esp. in the tech-world which IS NOT GOOD AT ALL for the Average Joe OR any of use just trying to keep our families, friends and close associates SAFE.

New 'dis-development' in tech WARNING:

Somebody figured out a way how to pass MALICIOUS TROJAN VIRUSES, BAD FUCKING CODE through 'Photo-sharing'

DO NOT OPEN PHOTOS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

by towilmusic June 11, 2025

Mojang Developer

An extremely lazy human being who gets exhausted to the brink of death if told to work on their game for over 3 minutes each month. Typically spends all of their time either sleeping or watching the twitter complain about them 24/7 for their lack of doing their own job

Person 1:"Whats your Job?"

Person 2: "I'm a Mojang developer!"

Person 1: "End yourself"

by Infantpuncher February 15, 2024

Frontend Developer

A fucking developer who develops both the front and back end of a system

Dean is a fucking frontend developer

by aminyomama February 17, 2024

Game development hydra

When fixing one bug in your game leads to more showing up

"god dammit, trying to make this game is a game development hydra

by TheGateKeep February 28, 2024

Technology Development Plan

/n/A personal technology strategic plan (blueprint) to maintain a continuous cycle of new tools (tooling-up) for a particular job or job function that aligns with one's individual aspirations and organizational goals.

Heath created a Technology Development Plan to prepare for an executive assistant promotion.

by TechGem Technologies March 7, 2024

Developer be crazy Disease

When a developer doesnt sleep for anything over 7 hours they start seeing things and saying r kelly multiple times this also includes crying over slight ocd in code yes i see your code and im letting you know it looks like a spaghetti ball and yes i misspelled it im tired bro i havent slepet in 16 hours

Yeah man my friend dextar had Developer be crazy Disease he kept saying r kelly was a vertexes root humanoid part.

by Developer be crazy Disease March 30, 2024

game development course

A program in college (usually in Informatics major) where the students primarily study about game development

After spending three years in a game development course, I finally feel ready to dive into the industry and start building my own games

by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025