Water Daughter 

When one's bowels are not functioning correctly, and they have severe diarrhoea.

This can be referred to as having a 'water daughter' style excrement, on a regular basis.

Man that toilet stinks, what have you been doing in there?!

Sorry dude, I've just had a seriously bad water daughter, again.

Water Daughter by Skroxy April 26, 2011

i just came in my daughter 

When you cum in your daughter you are making your daughter have a baby with your semen.

I just came in my daughter three times.

i just came in my daughter by BabBabHabble August 9, 2017

Madonna's daughter 

Lourdes Maria Leon. A very hot woman who is so pretty she makes Madonna's face look like a foot. I don't see how she puts up with her mother always bitching at her. She would make a great fuck diva and/or fuck model and/or hetaira.

Madonna must not know she makes her face look like a foot or she would want to be seen with her.

Madonna's daughter makes her face look like a foot.

Madonna's daughter by The Fury 13 November 5, 2010

queen's daughter run

In addition to 'hunnies', hotties can also be checked out (being male or female)

Where do u find hotties? On the Queen's daughter run!! Ya ya!

queen's daughter run by Santeria 227 April 29, 2004

man of daughter

1.A man who is happy that he surprised his daughter with something of interest. 2. A man who is happy his daughter surprised him. 3. A man whose "daughter" is an it

1.Tedd is a man of daughter for getting her that cell phone
2. Jack is a man of daughter for getting a cell phone from his
daughter.
3. I feel sorry for Josh, He's a man of daughter.

man of daughter by pico132 May 31, 2007

My daughter is student teaching 

a bad excuse used to get out of a solicitor phone call; can be expanded to bad excuses for other reasons

origin: "I can't talk right now, my daughter is student teaching."
Use: "Hey, wheres paul? i thought he had to work today."
"nah. called in, said he had a sore ankle."
"Oh, i see. his daughter must be student teaching."

My daughter is student teaching by SammyJB December 9, 2008

That's my daughter in the water 

Really weird song about a redneck drowning his kid with really cheesy lyrics

"That's my daughter in the water everything she owns I bought her"

That's my daughter in the water by Iluvcrzysz December 28, 2011