The fucking worst football team in the history of the NFL, AFL, or any other football in which they have existed. They suck dick, and will always suck dick. They will not win another superbowl in the history of their franchise. Jerry Jones is also a cock-sucking mother-fucker of an owner. He sucks balls, and takes it in the ass from Russian body-building monkeys. The Dallas Cowboys, now, and will forever be dick eating, monkey fuckers.
by JimWood December 6, 2010
Get the Dallas Cowboys mug.(Pronounced: Dal-Ass Kaoo-Boees)
The best team in American football and many other sports. The Cowboys have more Super Bowl wins (5) than any other team except 1, have a long and proud history, and have the hottest cheerleaders in the sport. In 2004 they injured the Philadelphia Eagles' Terrel Owens(which was probably very easy anyways because Terrel Owens is the biggest pussy the sport has ever seen).
The Dallas Cowboys are America's Team - If you don't like America's Team, you must not like America, and if you don't like America, then you are obviously a terrorist.
The best team in American football and many other sports. The Cowboys have more Super Bowl wins (5) than any other team except 1, have a long and proud history, and have the hottest cheerleaders in the sport. In 2004 they injured the Philadelphia Eagles' Terrel Owens(which was probably very easy anyways because Terrel Owens is the biggest pussy the sport has ever seen).
The Dallas Cowboys are America's Team - If you don't like America's Team, you must not like America, and if you don't like America, then you are obviously a terrorist.
by Alfie Gareth August 8, 2005
Get the Dallas Cowboys mug.Related Words
Man i hate that Dallas cowboy fan next door hes a big gay cunt who likes molesting children and likes to lie about it and rapes people
by add dangrousman3570 on fortnit November 14, 2018
Get the Dallas cowboy fan mug.The sea of cookie cutter suburban hell set in the middle of North Central Texas. Also called The Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex or DFW by locals. All the Metroplex cities are the same. If you were beamed into Arlington, Grapevine or Farmers Branch or Garland or Plano, you wouldn't be able to tell which one you were in. How are you supposed to distinguish among various outlets of Mattress Giants, look alike subdivisions and thousands of redundant strip malls?
by Unknown June 11, 2006
Get the Dallas-Fort Worth mug.the best fucking team ever any one who thinks their not can blow my left nut!!5 super bowls no one has more what now fuckers? there gonna win another one pretty damn soon you can count on that! parcells is the best damn coach ever!!!!!!!!!!
by kyle January 17, 2004
Get the dallas cowboys mug.A team who has worked so hard to get to where they are...they have played their harts out and gotten five super bowl victories...those of you who hate on the dallas cowboys are most likely fans of a different team who have lost to them or you wish your team was like them.In conclusion Those of you who always have something to say..go ahead say what you have to say...Good or bad..either way you are acknowledging the cowboys and making them even more popular... Thats how good they are...And get ready because they will be back for another super bowl and if your lucky enough.. your team might just be the one to have the honer of losing to them.
Go Cowboys!!!!
Go Cowboys!!!!
by isabel2101 October 29, 2006
Get the dallas cowboys mug.A collection of overpaid men who work one day a week, and commit criminal acts the other 6 days, such as robbery, solicitation of prostitution, drug use and/or sale of, assualt and a variety of other misdmeanor crimes.
Michael Irvin was able to look past his arrest for drug possession, but only after he got arrested for having his friend's pipe in his car. His friend was more than likley Terrell Owens of the Dallas Cowboys.
by Phillyrock September 26, 2006
Get the Dallas Cowboys mug.