cynical

sarcastic, facetious, noticing

Me: "One time when you cross-trained Erin, she had gone outside and I asked you where she went. You said, 'Oh, she went out to smoke'. So, you have complained about people smoking before".

Joe: "I wasn't complaining. I was being cynical".

by Karen Stickney May 24, 2007

Cyric

1. To go several days without showering
2. To have several bastard children whom you do not meet for up to twenty years after they are born

Twerkouise: "God, you smell awful"
Aymus: "Yeah, sorry. Pulling a Cyric again."

by Twerkouise July 20, 2013

Cynical

A bad YouTube channel

Have you heard of "Cynical?"
Yeah his/her content is not very good

by UrbanDicFacts June 1, 2019

Cynical

The #1 Minecraft Client. Made by Hippo(a.k.a IYoshiMC). It legit wacks ZeroGay, Sigma, and every anticheat on the planet.

Hey! Did you hear Cynical b69 is coming out?

by Asyc April 27, 2019

cyniacal

A laugh that is both maniacal and sinister.

"haHA" Dave laughed cyniacally

by J.C. Black June 24, 2011

canicas

When Mexican gang members get to prison, they sculpt dominoes into marbles and slide them under the skin down the shaft of their penises.

That guy had canicas, so you know he had that bad boy dick!!

by Jest Cindie June 17, 2018

cynical correctness

To find tenuous and contrived reasons to be offended by statements or actions of others.

Example: "He didn't use a gender neutral term, so he is both sexist and transphobic" when really he is just bad at grammar. The person who said this was preaching cynical correctness

by Cynical correctness May 1, 2020