Custom

Adding vinegar to a bag of salted crisps to create a salt and vinegar flavour.

Mr Brady described his lunch as 'Having a cheeky custom custom'

by cheggbert October 6, 2020

Captain Custom

He has small peepee and wants to fuck himself but hes too small pp

Bro my pp is a Captain Custom right now

by HyPerEZ October 20, 2020

Big Customer

When someone loves strawberry Oak milk so much he becomes a Fitzy

“Man I’m such a big customer I have that toilet a blasting after”

by Marqueefa October 25, 2017

Pretentious customer

Usually a very petty person with a limited point of view and absolutely no patience. One that thinks that the express lane is only for them!

A pretentious customer is one to think it is okay to cut in front of everyone with a full cart through the speed lane because they don't want to wait in that long line over there. I'm a special snowflake.

by Linit March 29, 2017

customality

An extremely handsome man.

You're such Customality.

by customality May 4, 2017

ultimate customer experience

When a company or organization provides customer service that exceeds all expectations and you walk away feeling like a pretty princess. Abbreviated as UCE.

I just went to the scooter shop and had the ultimate customer experience.

by babouarcher June 30, 2017

customer journey

You're on a customer journey, when you think you have a life, but you don't

The subject of a customer journey is a victim. The victim feels great or even fantastic, is under the impression to matter and to make sense

"Boy, it's hassle, I'm on all those customer journeys and am way too poor to ever arrive".

"Dude, put your mind to something else, you might collect real experience on the way."

"Don't listen to Paul, you think he's travelled, but he's only been on multiple very expensive customer journeys."

by slowsunnyday November 11, 2017