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Scrubbing the Carrot

Masturbating, often with vigorous excess, such that the skin of the penis is chafed raw. This is done without lubrication.
Ever since my roommate's girlfriend dumped him, he's been scrubbing the carrot constantly.
by rawdick May 24, 2011
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Stick my churro in your soft taco

A very polite and very Mexican way of saying "put my penis in her vagina." Aka the cholo's mating call.
Carlos: "Hola chica, por favor let me stick my churro in your soft taco."

Chica: "Oh sí, only if you squirt on some of your special sauce!"
by SC Locin' August 23, 2014
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Cock out of a carrot

A phrase used to describe a someone of low intellect stating that they cannot do as simple a task as carving a phallus object into a penis.
He’s so dumb he can’t even make a cock out of a carrot.
by Dionysus’ dick August 1, 2020
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no one will have carrot

no one will have carrot
from the pakistan pledge memes
person 1: i will get 10/10 on my test , hahaha!
person 2: oh (pakistani accent) NO ONE WILL HAVE CARROT
by pagylolo October 21, 2020
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carrots

fans of one direction who are too naive and take everything that they boys jokes about literally
they dwell on the comments of youtube videos, twitter and occasionally the awful tumblr blog
"i dont use spoons because liam hates spoons"

"I LOVE CARROTS"

"they're all straight"
by idkme November 1, 2012
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carrom board

1) Tabletop game, similar in mechanics to billiards, (pool) and shuffleboard.

2) A flat chested woman, with small or no breasts.
2) She's got no boobs man!
We could play carrom on them
Carrom Board
by Fas January 24, 2007
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carrot and the stick

A way to describe enticement or promised rewards without satisfaction as a way to get to some useful point or solution.

Derived from the use of a carrot on string supported by a stick tied to the neck which is hanging a few inches in front of horse, donkey or mule. This is a way to entice the animal forward. The animal never actually gets to eat the carrot.

Implies that the animal, person or country is not too smart and ruled by base instincts or political expediency.

Often used incorrectly to describe enticement (the carrot) from the front and threats from the rear (the stick, for beating). Usually in a political context
Correct usage but less commonly seen in the media.

The USA is using the carrot and stick approach to nuclear disarmament with North Korea, promising food, fuel and trade in exchange for closing down the nuclear weapons plants. The North Koreans have complied but the USA has not delivered the promised goods.

Incorrect usage but quite common in the media.

Obama is using the carrot and the stick approach with Israel, promising them new F-14 aircraft if they sit down at the table with the Palestinians and discuss a two state solution to the conflict and threatening them with a cut off of military aid if they do not negotiate in good faith.
by icemaniceman2222 June 2, 2009
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