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CURB YOUR DOG 

A campaign started a few years back by a rogue organization that is currently viewed as PETA's worst enemy. The organization is known for placing 'PLEASE CURB YOUR DOG' signs all over the world, urging people to smash their dogs into the curbstone at the side of the road.

Apparently, the people in this organization are very bitter about the vast amount of dogshit covering the lands, and their solution is to eliminate dogs entirely.
Jimmy's dog was taking a dump right at the entrance to the park. He saw the sign on the fence: PLEASE CURB YOUR DOG.

Jimmy got the message. He was sick of all of his dog's crap. He picked Fido up by his tail and once and for all broke his bark on the corner of the cold concrete curb.
CURB YOUR DOG by tongueNcheeky September 3, 2006
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curb side 

To force one of their personal belongings in an act of violence or threats. Getting jacked infront of your face.
We curb sided that guy for his J's and his i-pod.
curb side by John Knutcracker September 6, 2008

Curb-stomping Shoes 

Baller-ass dress shoes made for the explicit purpose of curb-stomping the fuck outta people.

Most are made out of gator skin, snakeskin, or leather. Such material varies on your class of person and how baller you really are.
William: Shiiit, czech out these Curb Stompers I picked up from the mall. They're purple gator skin, does it get more baller than that?

Rolando: Those are some straight-up curb-stomping shoes, that's for sure. I don't understand your taste in color.

curb stomping 

during a street fight, when one fighter is down on the ground while the other person stomps the shit out of them
I fucking curb stomped ryan, he owed me fifty bucks still, I think of it as giving him a reminder
curb stomping by Paki chan May 28, 2005

Curb stomp

To win a fight by a landslide.
“I curb stomped them so bad
Curb stomp by R_chaney328 November 2, 2020

curb stomped 

When you get your ass beat into the curb.
Person 1: "Have you heard the shit Jessica is talking about you?"
Person 2: "Yeah, and when I see her again she's gonna get curb stomped!"